Thank You For Listening and Fuck You
George W Bush and Dick Cheney address the nation
on the Whitehouse Weekly Radio Address
Thank you for reading this far! You might think producing a post like this takes a bit of work.
It does! If you’ve appreciated it you might consider encouraging me. ( We all like validation! )
Search
Recent
All posts
Categories
You might also like:
Sir Roger: Archived in Perpetuity
Fame of a Sort? Can Lordship be far behind . . . ir Roger has just received a request from Canberra saying that the National Library of Australia wished permission to include ValuesAustralia.com in the PANDORA Archive of...
The Front Fell Off
ll the sage analysts and opinionators, as well as the “'King Makers'” – as News Ltd “'journalist's” like to refer to themselves – seem to be agreed that there is a mood for change in the electorate. They agree that it’s not really about John Howard...
Richard Glover Lacks Sense of Humour About Atheists
Brilliant French comedy: St Bartholomew's Day Massacre of French Protestants by Catholics, 1572 / François Dubois Hahahahahaha! esterday on Richard Glover’s Drive (ABC local radio, Sydney), according to sources, Glover — who has built his...
The Courtier’s Reply
The Emperor's New Clothes he King is in the altogether, The altogether, the altogether, He’s altogether as naked as the day that he was born. ~ Danny Kaye/HC Andersen One of the constant “arguments” – actually not so much an argument as a...
Not 2007 – But the Excitement Lingers
Like a Well-Fermented Fart Preamble to "A Moron in a Hurry" — Sir Roger v Gough's Gouls trangely enough this title could be, but isn’t, about the next election. It’s about Labor Icon Gruff Wiblam and his pale irritation Steel Rod....
Porter Loo Too
Drip Drip Drip Update Well. How spot-on is Sir Roger? He's yet again demonstrated how appropriate it is that he was granted the OGPC (Order of the Grater Praesagium Conspiciens) as the World’s First and Only Genuine Political Clairvoyant. In the previous post he...
Democracy – Dancing for Joy?
This Still Very Young Child bout 300 years ago, like a smouldering kapok pillow, a massive revolution began its slow burn. A scientific revolution. A social political revolution led by great minds. Newton, Spinoza, Locke, Voltaire,...
A Moron in a Hurry – Part 4
Mollified? Stupefied? Unutterably Bored? en and Whitlam of Australia, not to forget the moron in a hurry, it’s time to bid farewell to old plinth-bound, red-taped Goth the Whittler, his soul, his vision and his legacy chained and frozen in...
A Troll! A Real Troll!
C Values Australia is proud to welcome its very own new pet Troll! ur new Troll is very sophisticated. It can even fill out a Contact form! Here is its latest message: you are a dickhead You are a fucking gronk go home outrageous lefty [Not...
Porter Loo
The GuardianWhen Christian Is a Dirty Word This won't take long. The Department of Home Affairs ("the Potatocracy") stirringly asserts that people love to come to Australia because: " Australian values are based on freedom, respect, fairness and...
(unscheduled interruption)
via GIPHYA Rare and Precious Thing We interrupt this pre-recorded segment to bring you an impromptu message from our sponsor. ir Roger has been touched by the loyalty of one of his longterm readers and a fellow-blogger to muse on the...
Clive of Kogarah
Clive James with Bill Moyers ill Moyers recently hosted Clive James on his show to talk about his new book, Cultural Amnesia: Necessary Memories From History and the Arts (not the 80s punk band). Publishers Weekly says:...
Comfortably Numb
Shit! Shit shit shit shit shit! ir Roger on his way home tonight happened to catch a little Pink Floyd on his mobile-wireless-machine-that-plugs-directly-into-the-ears, what used to be called a “tranny” before that term, too, was hijacked by some...
Bundy Rum 2011 NSW Election
Swine Flu, brought to you by SPAM t’s all the rage these days. Not so long ago, as we were basking in the great spiritual joy of the Wetchex World Youth Day, we reflected also on the overwhelming success of the then recent Crown Casino...
Sam Harris: The God Fraud
God May Be Dead But Damned if I Am I n her recent outing in Foreign Policy Magazine, noted apologist, Karen Armstrong, says Sam Harris, Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins: “ ... are wrong … about human nature. Homo sapiens is also Homo religiosus. As...
Now LOOK ….
Not this bloody time W e have held it in for a very long time but today was the last straw. For seeming ages journalists have been describing people who defend themselves against legal allegations, or who mount arguments against legal charges, as...
New Australian Anthems
Vote for your favourite Sensitive New-Age Cowpersons? Or Advance Jimmy Barnes?
Let Us Prey
Sunday Sacrilege — Early Edition Leader of the World’s Largest Organised Paedophile Ring Visits Britain he leader of the world’s largest organised ring of paedophiles has been greeted by Queen Elizabeth with all the courtesy...
Malcolm Turnbull: Next Prime Minister?
Backing into the limelight ir Roger believes Malcolm Turnbull could easily be the next Prime Minister of Australia.What do you think? Here’s why: 1) The coalition and the right wing media will bring too much pressure on Julia Gillard about...
Special Intel Ops
Night of the Big Dicks pecial Intel Ops, Sir Roger is required to inform his readers, may actually AT THIS VERY MOMENT be taking place, or may be in preparation, or may at the very least be in prospect. (Clutches pearls) It has come to Sir Roger’s...
Men and Whitlam of Australia
On Your Knees Men and Whitlam of Australia . . . he decision we will make on December 2 is a choice between the past and the future, between the habits and fears of the past and the demands and opportunities of the future. There are...
You Can’t Handle the Truth!
... This was a lie and we could not let them publish it ... e keep thinking of Jack Nicholson's character's justification for the secrecy that governments and their institutions maintain over their citizens – that is to say, their...
Telemarketing Counter-Script
Now there is a way to get your own back ost people (92% according to one report) perceive commercial telephone calls as a violation of privacy. Have you ever received an unwelcome unsolicited marketing phone call? Have you ever wished you...
ANZAC Reflections
We’re made of “Digger” stuff M y father was in WWII. He went to Borneo, landed at Balikpapan. Like most of those who went, he didn’t tell us much about the War. But he did tell us one story. They landed on the beach and because he was a Major he had a jeep...
Sunday Roast
Godly Thoughts for Sunday nd now, today, we grieve for four young men [US Marines murdered in El Salvador] taken from us too soon. And we receive them in death as they were on the last night of their lives, together and...
Government Gets ‘F’ on Values
'F' is for Effed e are devastated to have to report that the Government - which instituted the Australian Values campaign - has failed its own test. A Government website, Values Education, has provided a list of the nine most important...
Migently Mountain Manifesto: 4
16. Nobody knows what the fuck is “really” going on. Anyone who claims to know is either deluded, a liar, or a charlatan who is after your money, or your body, or naked power. The people who are most likely to claim they do are priests, fools and politicians...
How Long Would Jesus Keep Hicks in Guantánamo?
Love your enemies and be good to them” - Direct Orders From the Mouth of God: "Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you, Bless them that curse you, and pray for them which despitefully use you." hristianity is one of the “revealed”...
The Real Anarchist
"I'm a Leninist" * Trump has branded democrats and protestors as terrorists and also as anarchists. And because he likes the wacko Q narrative - or likes to use it to manipulate his stupid base - he sees the dark agents of doom in every corner. But...
0 Comments