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Little Britain Lives!
Contractual Obligation Blog alues Australia was lucky enough to be invited to attend a recent performance of Little Britain Live , at the cost of agreeing to review the performance. Like The Office and Extras it could never be said...
Is Labor Finished?
"A Realm of Despicably Effortless Incompetence" ir Roger Migently is not angry. He is over it.According to Friday’s ABC 7.30 Report: The Government is pushing ahead with its demand that dozens of dentists repay...
Scott Morrison’s Ghastly Apparition
Auschwitz in the morning ir Roger is having a short break from the hard work of watching his serfs tiling the fields, shaving the sheep and milking the bulls or whatever they do. He has tried to fit in some self-improving rest and recreation...
Blameshifting 101
You've got to hand it to our Prime Monitor. He is the absolute guru of blameshifting and that’s something to be proud of. You know, he has a position to maintain, an aura to protect, an air of infallibility to project. We can’t have him looking weak and fallible. He...
Swallowing Bullshit Whole
Buying the War - Bill Moyers How did the mainstream press get it so wrong about Iraq? his may be the most “important” video you will see this year. It’s a special program from Bill Moyers Journal on PBS. Buying the War is a careful,...
If Thy News of the World Offend Thee…
…Pluck it out, and cast it from thee. – Mark 9, 47 News of the World You know … everyone knows … Rupert Murdoch is an evil genius. And this latest move is certainly worthy of his deep-seated amorality. If Murdoch believes in anything he believes in two things: nothing...
Now LOOK ….
Not this bloody time W e have held it in for a very long time but today was the last straw. For seeming ages journalists have been describing people who defend themselves against legal allegations, or who mount arguments against legal charges, as...
The Courtier’s Reply
The Emperor's New Clothes he King is in the altogether, The altogether, the altogether, He’s altogether as naked as the day that he was born. ~ Danny Kaye/HC Andersen One of the constant “arguments” – actually not so much an argument as a...
Oh, no, you bloody don’t!
I'm just a soul whose intentions are good Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood President Bush has admitted to The Times that his gun-slinging rhetoric made the world believe that he was a “guy really anxious for war” in Iraq. In an...
The Ancient Marinara
He's a Legend, and our friend e wish he wouldn’t describe himself as “ancient”. That tends to put us at the edge of a category we fiercely resist. Richard Neville, one of the founders of homepagedaily.com, was the infamous, notorious...
The Nation That Hangs Together
The Nation that Hangs Together Hangs Together The glorious lynching of Saddam was not meant to be “unprofessional", and "disgusting". No, no! According to Iraq’s National Security Adviser, the noted humanitarian, Mouwaffaq al-Rubaie: “This was supposed to be a...
The Undertaker’s Tally
Son of Leo Strauss n his extraordinary article, The Undertaker’s Tally, Roger Morris1 chillingly, and deeply disturbingly, lifts the veil on the life, times and evil mind of the real Donald Rumsfeld. Morris begins with Rumsfeld’s...
A Troll! A Real Troll!
C Values Australia is proud to welcome its very own new pet Troll! ur new Troll is very sophisticated. It can even fill out a Contact form! Here is its latest message: you are a dickhead You are a fucking gronk go home outrageous lefty [Not...
Thank You For Listening and Fuck You
George W Bush and Dick Cheney address the nation on the Whitehouse Weekly Radio Address
For the Record
Eating Air ir Roger wrote to several Labor pollies recently complaining about Labor’s (really Rudd’s) lack of stance on the Haneef matter. The first response, to his credit, was from on behalf of Kevin Rudd. Dear [….you...
How Australian Values Are Changing
Are Australian Values moving left or right? The answer is YES - both. And, more worryingly, also a trajectory outside the known political universe towards the delusional realms of a poltical and social Fantasia. And even more upsettingly, otherwise...
Bankruptcy & Lies
Paedophile Bishop of Bruges, Roger Vangheluwe Pope Shocked. Shocked! wish I had written this, because I agree wholeheartedly with what she says. I wish I had written what she wrote but thank goodness she did. Joan Smith’s whole article in...
Big Bang Time Free Willy
Watch Time Disappear When Sir Roger was a young man (yes), his university offered a soft course for the scientifically inquisitive but mathematically challenged called The History and Philosophy of Science. Naturally this was universally and derogatorily referred to...
Democracy – Dancing for Joy?
This Still Very Young Child bout 300 years ago, like a smouldering kapok pillow, a massive revolution began its slow burn. A scientific revolution. A social political revolution led by great minds. Newton, Spinoza, Locke, Voltaire,...
Guantánamo Career Suicide
Guantánamo Policy Chief Pulls Plug on Career: Spills Government Beans in Radio Interview eputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for Guantánamo Policy, Charles “Cully” Stimson, resigned following uproar over a 12 January interview on...
Migently Mountain Manifesto: 4
16. Nobody knows what the fuck is “really” going on. Anyone who claims to know is either deluded, a liar, or a charlatan who is after your money, or your body, or naked power. The people who are most likely to claim they do are priests, fools and politicians...
Men and Whitlam of Australia
On Your Knees Men and Whitlam of Australia . . . he decision we will make on December 2 is a choice between the past and the future, between the habits and fears of the past and the demands and opportunities of the future. There are...
Burma Railroaded
Why, stap me, sir! Thou’rt the vewy scoundwel of a knave! And if thou continuest in thy wecalcitwance, why, I might .. I might … flick thee with my perfumed kerchief! Or at the vewy least I shall mightily consider doing so! So there! What sayest...
Money money money?
'In my dreams I have a plan' lthough we are proud of our reputation for being disreputable, confusing, harmful, misleading and offensive it is quite clear that all the best blogs have serious posts by Nicholas Gruen or Peter Martin, Fred...
Coronavirus? Pandemic?
What the Actual Fuck?Has this been the worst ever social and economic disaster in our lifetimes? Or has it been the squealing brakes we needed, to curb our pre-pandemic headlong, tunnel-vision rush towards . . . well, where? . . . We were too busy to think about that....
Government Gets ‘F’ on Values
'F' is for Effed e are devastated to have to report that the Government - which instituted the Australian Values campaign - has failed its own test. A Government website, Values Education, has provided a list of the nine most important...
Sunday Roast
Godly Thoughts for Sunday nd now, today, we grieve for four young men [US Marines murdered in El Salvador] taken from us too soon. And we receive them in death as they were on the last night of their lives, together and...
The Old Tart Vanishes
Levers and pulleys of a flimsy fantasy machine t’s all about perception, as they say, and in politics perception is truth. But, as MacDonalds say, for a limited time only. We were struck over the last few days by the sudden...
A Troll! A Real Troll!
C Values Australia is proud to welcome its very own new pet Troll! ur new Troll is very sophisticated. It can even fill out a Contact form! Here is its latest message: you are a dickhead You are a fucking gronk go home outrageous lefty [Not...
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