What is Arpa Narpa Narp?
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Q: What is “Arpa Narpa Narp“?
A:Where everyone’s bills are going, according to folksy, down with the biddies, Tony Abbott today.
Strangely enough Sir Roger don’t recall his bills ever going anywhere else over all his long years. Except at Col’s, where they’re going Darndarn (Proiza Sadarn). Or not.
So why did Abbott, sitting among the cooing old ladies, make such an obvious claim?
He said it because the biddies (and the viewers) would find, oddly enough, that they agreed with him. And they would nod, and frown at the awful bills (Goa Narp).
And people watching on teevee would not only agree but see that Abbott was someone other people agreed with.
“It seems it is all right to agree with Abbott,” they might think, “and what he said makes sense, doesn’t it?”
The problem, of course, is that Arpa Narpa Narp is where bills always go. And despite suggesting otherwise, and despite his royal telephone, or the dimwitted cardinal, there is absolutely nothing he can do about it. And he knows it.
If you think about it you can work that out.
Average incomes have doubled in less than a decade. Inflation isn’t going below zero, nor are interest rates.
Abbott and/or his advisers knew exactly what he was doing. (Actually on balance, probably just his advisers…)
The technique is to make a statement which provokes an instant, automatic response in what Daniel Kahneman calls “System 1” thinking.
System 1 is fast, impulsive, automatic, uses stereotypes, is often inaccurate and can only make good judgments on simple tasks. System 1 thinking doesn’t take much energy at all.
Bread and . . . . . . . . . . . . ?
2 + 2 = . . . . . ?
Quickly: A bat and ball cost $1.10. The bat costs $1 more than the ball. How much is the ball?
Quick! What’s your immediate answer? $ . . . . . . . .
17 x 13 = . . . . . . . . . ?
So politicians (and their advisers) attempt to speak directly to System 1, to manipulate a desired response and not to give people time to rouse “System 2” into action.
System 2 is the thinking that works things out and considers complex problems.
System 2 takes attention. Filling out forms, deciding which phone or soap powder represents the best value, working out what to say to that girl or boy, writing your thesis.
System 2 is much better at working things out but it gets tired really quickly because it uses so much energy.
That’s why politicians and the Murdoch tabloids don’t like to give people a chance to actually think too hard. They might work out the scam.
So Sir Roger recommends not letting them get away with it. Listen to their simplistic nonsense so that you know when they’re lying — (as Stuart Wagstaff used to say, “and isn’t that…all the time?”).
Tell your friends.
By the way, in our quick test did you get that the ball was 10c?
Sadly, no. If the ball is 10c, then the bat, costing a dollar more than the ball, would be $1.10 and the total for bat and ball would be $1.20, not $1.10 as stated.
The ball is actually 5c.
Oh, and 17 x 13 is obviously a System 2 exercise … can you do it in your head? Well done!
17 x 13 = 221
And now you feel like taking a nap.
Daniel Kahneman’s book is called Thinking, Fast and Slow. Sir Roger HIGHLY recommends it. Available on Kindle, too.
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