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REALTY
REALITY

 

Automatons (called Property Managers) Drones (called  ‘Lessors’ and in between is the ‘Product’, also called the Lessee or the ‘Application’. Which is about as 2-dimensional as ink on a colourless cardboard cutout can get.
The idea is to siphon money (as data) from someone who has some amd to transfer the data to someone who wants it. With a little bit scraped off by the Automaton  on the way 

Kevin
Andrews:
Farewell

So, great news this week! But why is the “Father Of the House” always awful?  The current Father of the House is not long for this political world, and in contrast to the abusive “Father” of the House, this one has been a “Deadbeat Dad; a useless, stupid, nasty piece of shit. They love him in the House because he’s a Useful Idiot; Australia’s version of America’s Lindsey Graham, or the UK’s Chris Grayling.

Rude
Britannia

& Australian Values

That stiff impolite politeness the English
and most western powers are famous for
is a tool for masking their true feelings, for deceiving their prey. 
Hidden behind this phoney “courtesy” is a bloody, not-so-distant history of barbarism,
brutality and racial supremacy.
Not so much in Australia of course.
We know what they’re up to

Power

Who holds the Power in Australia?

No she doesn’t. (And why not?)
Who else?
No they don’t. And why not.
So who does?
Surprised not surprised.
And why power skyhooks don’t work

Porter Loo
Too

Update   Apart from celebrating World Toilet Day, Sir Roger has validated his skill as Political Clairvoyant. How dare poor people steal rich people’s money! Into the fight come WorkPac, ‘Christian’ Porter, the Federal Court and the HIgh Court. Nothing is what it seems!

Porter Loo

 

Christian Porter is the minister for Industrial relations. This apparently means that he is effectively the Minister for Industrialists. We know this is who he is because he sees a tiny attempt to help people who need help as “a massive tax“, as “killing business“. 
Why is he wrong?

Australian Values Changing

Australian Politics is being nudged on a trajectory outside the known universe to delusional realms of a conspiratorial Fantasia. Otherwise normal people at the highest levels of government and commerce fierce advocates of “theories” that are palpably bullshit.

B’Bye

The Planet’s Narrow Escape. We earthlings have just survived the very closest shave. The incongruity between the willingness to believe absolutely any bullshit and science’s careful gathering and weighing of evidence is mind bending. And that is what stared us in the face

 

Politicians

Don’t Own

Australian

Values

 The least qualified human beings to understand or protect Australian Values are the bloody politicians. They have debauched Australian values into the beliefs of the right, the international catholic paedophilia ring and theocrats 

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Best of the Best

"DEAR DIC"

Immigration Dept threatens Sir Roger who responds with calm fury in his most acclaimed post

ACCUSED OF RHETORIC

Sydney Morning Herald’s Stay in Touch accuses Values Australia of employing ‘rhetoric’. Sir Roger is chuffed with well-deserved notoriety!  

LITTLE BRITAIN LIVES!

Contractual Obligation Blog
Values Australia was invited to attend a recent performance of Little Britain Live

ON GLOVER ON ATHEISTS

ABC jock Richard Glover exhorts atheists: get a sense of humour.
Sir Roger unveils the hilarity of centuries of religious massacres

HANGING TOGETHER

Award-winning post (top 40 Australian blog posts). Sir Roger’s riff on the barbarity of Judicial Murder (and John Howard)

MEN & WHITLAM

On your knees! as we say farewell to Goth the Whittler and thank the (deservedly) arrogant old magician

MORON in a HURRY 1

The Hooded Brethren of the Wiblam Infirmary make legal threats against us. Part 1: Send out the Pages

MAN OF MODE

Engaged upon my intwigues, bewating a burmese genewal, it maketh me t’ appear most fierce in Canbewwa BONUS AUDIO

DAWKINS FOR BLAIR?

Really? Dawkins “says” we must respect faith traditions like wife-beating and FGM to avoid upsetting believers

NEXT BIG SORRY

A future Prime Minister will stand up to apologise for these people: for what they did to desperate asylum seekers

HANEEF/ WHORES

“This glorious fat trout of an election godsend…”: how the government whores and enablers corrupt democracy

CHATEAU QUELQUECHOSE

Society is judged not by its wealthiest but its very least and weakest. “I’m sick of living in an economy; I want to live in a society”.

HELL, PELL

Senior cleric sceptical re Climate Change. Also believes man walked on water, virgin impregnated by immaterial ‘spirit’ 

IMMORTALISED

Sir Roger: Archived in Perpetuity by the National Library!  Fame of a Sort? Can a peerage be far behind . . .

PIGEONS ON ICE

Hearts, thoughts & prayers are thick in the air like a flock of pigeons on crystal meth. Get the flock out of here . . .

LET US PREY

Leader of world’s largest organised paedophile ring visits UK , greeted by Queen with the pomp and panoply due to any mafia boss  

A MAN'S A MAN

Andrew O’Hagan at Sydney Writers’ Festival on literature, fantasy and Robbie Burns. DOUBLE AUDIO BONUS

DANCING 4 DEMOCRACY

While we resentfully drag our democratic rights to the polling booth, people of other countries dance for their freedom

SACRIFICE?

Weasel words! Soldiers don’t “sacrifice” themselves, they get killed, blasted, blown to pieces, in an obscenity we call “war”.

CIVIL SOCIETY? NOT QUITE

Julian Burnside QC delivers devastating Manning Clark Lecture. On indigenous treatment Australia has far to go 

ONLY THUS

Just stop killing each other.  The stupidity of Israeli action in Gaza is that it perpetuates and increases hostility towards Israel and its citizens 

MANIFESTO 1

Sir Roger having sought wisdom on the Mountain has returned with the Migently Mountain Manifesto. Tablet 1: Do what is right

DAVID HUME

Hero of the Enlightenment, father of skepticism, linchpin of our democracy, human rights and freedoms, Happy 300th Birthday!

SPECIAL INTEL OPS

Spooks with beards on, badges off, hats down and collars up, may be engaged in Special Intel Ops right now . . . Or perhaps not . . .

LORD ROGER?

Sir Roger, the “natural” son of Lord Lummy and Lord E. Lordy, feels the honorific “Roger, Lord Migently” has an enticing ring to it,

Rest of the Best

Thanks, Pokie Addicts

“No, don’t get up, you look so comfortable under your nice warm newspaper…”

Rights of Man

Bill of Rights?  Howard has argued against it. That’s enough. The little shit has been wrong about everything else

Lynton Crosby Outed

The “Dead Cat on the Table” ploy is a signature of Crosby. Goebbels was also a master propagandist …

Anzac Day 2011

On this Anzac Day: If there is one thing that can be said of war it is that it is a massive betrayal of Humanity.

Assange Wanted: Dead

“God damn, Earl! Ah hain’t bin so hard since the last time we linched a nigger! Ah think ah might be a-cummin’!”

Jefferson Says

“Even under the best forms, those entrusted with power have in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.

Joan Sutherland & Me

Sir Roger feels himself, sharing her teacher, to be in some way a Brother-In-Arts, and now a bereft colleague

Perfumes of Arabia

Tony Blair: Here’s the smell of the blood still; all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand…”

Sacrilege Break

“Pride and indolence in the clergy; ignorance and servility in the laity; superstition, bigotry, and persecution.”

Delaying the Apocalypse

“Is it time to look [for] a social order that would allow a system that would be responsible, just and humane?”

Émile Zola

“It is a crime to lie to the public….what inquisitorial, tyrannical practices! What petty whims of a few higher-ups trampling the nation under their boots”

Ike’s Insight

Eisenhower: 5-star General, respected Republican President, would now be regarded as a pussy, a commie and a traitor 

Bastard Child

My Culture the Bastard Child’ , an angry, loving, passionate, poetic piece from a reader. We love it so much

The SIEV X-Factor

How a diplomat unveiled the foul deceit of a dishonorable PM and over a tragedy, and the slimy politicisation of Mick Keelty 

Oh, no, you bloody don’t!

Bush says it was his ‘gun-slinging rhetoric’ that made us believe he was “anxious for war”. NO! it was because YOU WERE. Fuck You!

Best of the Rest

Rentier Socialists

IT’S TIME to refer back to the recent squabble with the Whitlam Institute and heap some shit on those who assert ownership of “It’s time”. Rentier is a term used to describe economic parasitic monopolisation of access to any physical, financial, intellectual, etc.

Visa Bob’s Dept ruins another human’s life 

Shit Bob (you don’t mind if I call you Shit do you Bob?) You ruined Van Phuc Nguyen’s life, wrongfully detaining him for more than three years. Because Security didn’t recognise the visa, Bob! YOUR Visa, Bob! The Visa that’s so important to “the business” !

Dear Bob Correll

I know it may not look so generous in hindsight, Bob, that thing about changing Tony’s baby’s name to a more Korean-sounding one so he could be deported to Korea. It might look somewhat … I don’t know … callous? … cruel and heartless? … unbelievably inhumane? … to some.

DIC to the Rescue

DIC understands that (Form 1984) may result in delays at, say, Bunnings checkouts but points out that it’s all for your own good and that safety and security are far more important than your personal sense of entitlement to such trivialities as freedom, liberty and other so-called “rights”.

Migently Mountain Manifesto

Tablet 2

Tablet 3

Tablet 4

Who is DIC’s Grima Wormtongue?

“The AFP in conjunction with the Govt were completely undermining the judicial process”.“They were ripping up the doctrine of the separation of powers,” Mr Barns said. “What you are seeing here is the politicisation of an investigation and the AFP working hand-in-glove to formulate that.

Clive of Kogarah

There’s something about the creative force of liberal democracy which gives you hope that it can overcome any challenge, including terrorism…
You’re inheriting civilisation. What you try to do is protect it and improve it, but get rid of the idea that it can all start again because a few men think it can.

Why NOT Benny Condoms?

Okay, it can’t be avoided. Sir Roger wrote this in a fit a few weeks ago. Was it intemperate? Of course. It was Sir Roger. Anything else? Was it wrong? Sir Roger, on reviewing it, has determined that he does not resile from its sentiments and so directs its publication. Here then is his response to the Foreign Office Pope Flap …

Kev’s Massive Package!

It takes Balls to Punish the Jobless
The thing about the unemployed is that, well, they’re powerless, or disempowered, by the feeling of being unemployed in a culture in which what you do, and how much you make, pretty much defines who you are. On top of that they’re disempowered by poverty 

Black Breath of the Nazgûl

HOW DARE ORDINARY PEOPLE HAVE “VIEWS!” Phillip Ruddock: “People who have views about the nature of the law are determined to try and bring it into disrepute”. EXACTLY! Those who believe they own the law, for re-election, or validation of immoral policy, or personal agendas, are blatantly bringing it into disrepute.

And of course there are many more about all sorts of things if you’d like to just browse
above through categories or by date, or check some of these random selections

SURPRISE POSTS

‘My Culture the Bastard Child’

his angry, loving, passionate, poetic piece from John White was a comment on the previous post but we love it so much we do not want it lost in the wastes of commentdom. It deserves to be shared with you. So here it is:  Australian Values,...

Heads They Win, Tails You Lose

Whom the gods wish to destroy they first send mad — Euripides   n 2007  we pleaded  … tell me that America isn’t completely barmy, batty, berserk, bonkers, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, crazy, demented, deranged, dippy, flipped out, fruity, haywire,...

Tony Blair: All the Perfumes of Arabia

 Doctor: What is it he does now? Look, how he rubs his hands. Gentlewoman: It is an accustom’d action with him, to seem thus washing his hands. Foul Whisp'rings Are Abroad   S ir Roger has been listening and reading about Celebrity War Criminal Tony Blair’s 720 page...

Drugs are Bad

 M’Kay?   mean, some drugs are bad. Just bad. Some drugs are good, like medicine. Some drugs, well, they’re legal even if they kill you, like cigarettes, or, like alcohol, kill other people you run into. But drugs drugs are just B-A-D. Inherently....

WTF

What do we want? Freedom!   hen do we want it? When it's ok with the police! Mr Howard, to his cheer squad at the Sydney Institute:    Freedoms and rights, especially for women and children, are little more than cruel...

How Long Would Jesus Keep Hicks in Guantánamo?

Love your enemies and be good to them” - Direct Orders From the Mouth of God: "Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you, Bless them that curse you, and pray for them which despitefully use you." hristianity is one of the “revealed”...

Only Thus?

  Let’s get one or two things clear: We are not against Jewish people in general. We are opposed to the actions of some individuals in particular. We are not opposed to their religion in particular. We are opposed to all religious belief (except, of course, the...

New Australian Anthems

Vote for your favourite   Sensitive New-Age Cowpersons?   Or Advance Jimmy Barnes?

Just a Question

   When menace lurks behind every door    f the Israelis approached civilian craft in international waters with the intention to – and in fact did – board, take control of and then tow, or with armed force cause, those craft to land in an...

Men and Whitlam of Australia

On Your Knees   Men and Whitlam of Australia . . .  he decision we will make on December 2 is a choice between the past and the future, between the habits and fears of the past and the demands and opportunities of the future. There are...

Clive of Kogarah

Clive James with Bill Moyers   ill Moyers recently hosted Clive James on his show to talk about his new book, Cultural Amnesia: Necessary Memories From History and the Arts (not the 80s punk band). Publishers Weekly  says:...

Realty Reality

It's All Upside Down (and we know it) MC Escher understood the madness. Up is down, inside out is outside in, right is left and theft is might and nothing is what it seems, though that is all we have, and we try to make sense of a world that is incomprehensible.  And...

Coronavirus? Pandemic?

What the Actual Fuck?Has this been the worst ever social and economic disaster in our lifetimes? Or has it been the squealing brakes we needed, to curb our pre-pandemic headlong, tunnel-vision rush towards . . . well, where? . . . We were too busy to think about that....

The Next Big “Sorry”

Sorry Bastards   ant a long-range heads-up? The question we should be asking Abbott and Gillard and all of their various immigration spokespeople right now is this:   How do you feel about the inevitability that — possibly in your lifetime — a...

Government Gets ‘F’ on Values

'F' is for Effed   e are devastated to have to report that the Government - which instituted the Australian Values campaign - has failed its own test. A Government website, Values Education, has provided a list of the nine most important...

Power

The Bit Biden Got Wrong (but not as wrong as @PsychoTrump) and the importance for Australian Values   J oe Biden said—on 14 December when the Electoral College anointed him President Elect—what everyone would think. Makes sense yeah?  "In America, politicians don't...

John Howard: Strong or Weak?

Choose Your Favourite War Criminal   hat extraordinary influence our Groveller General enjoys with US President Bush. Mr Howard said he will raise the Hicks issue when he meets the US President George W Bush on Tuesday…Mr Howard says he will...

Émile Zola

  “ It is a crime to lie to the public ”   o in the Cimitière Montmartre Sir Roger found one of his heroes. Émile Zola That is to say, he found the memorial. He (Zola that is) is interred at the Panthéon. Why a hero? Amongst his many...

Mothers Delighted at First Bogan PM!

Deffernishun: he Values Australian Dictionary of Slang defines a Bogan as: One who lives elsewhere than, or has interests different from, oneself. Melbournite. Dickhead.” Mothers and farters right around Australia are hailing...

For the Record

Eating Air   ir Roger wrote to several Labor pollies recently complaining about Labor’s (really Rudd’s) lack of stance on the Haneef matter. The first response, to his credit, was from on behalf of Kevin Rudd. Dear [….you...

Pedants r Us

  What on earth is going on?   Is it all over, after all? Have the barbarians claimed victory?   First: Sir Roger listens to ABC Radio A LOT. One evening, or early morning, he was listening to an interview with an author by a respected ABC presenter....

Draft Mateship Guidelines Exhumed

Fair Dinkum Aussie Mateship Cetrificate Test   new Mateship test will ensure Australia strikes the right balance between the British and the rest, says Minister for Aussie Mateship, Smeagol K. Dic. The Ministry today released a draft guide...

Jefferson Says

  We the People   homas Jefferson was the third President of the United States, a man of the Enlightenment, the principal author of the Declaration of Independence, one of the most influential Founding Fathers, who envisioned America as...

Trust Me…I’m From the Feds…

  Wha..!? I woun’t not of never of dun nuffink so bad like wot you say!   ederal agent Bruce Pegg, who interviewed Mr Ul-Haque in prison, told NSW Supreme Court judge Michael Adams he had done nothing improper by questioning Mr Ul-Haque...

Roll up! Roll up! The Circus is in Town!

The clown car on the road to hell   es, folks! The circus is in town and the Clown Car is in the Big Top. Watch HeeHaw Howard being punished for dragging out the election date and spraying the crowd with endless government advertising. See...

Israel’s Bogus Claims

  [About Article 67(a)]   sraeli spokespeople are cheerfully quoting the “San Remo Agreement” or the “San Remo Accord” as if it gives their recent action legitimacy; that Article 67(a) confers on them the special right to board civilian...

A Moron in a Hurry – Part 3

  Or Worse – a Catholic Priest   Previously on Moron in a Hurry :   ir Roger, strapped to the rack by the Madam Intimidatrix of the Hooded Brethren of the Gruff Wiblam Edifice, shouted that “Freedom is a state of mind”, wondering...

Kevin Andrews: Farewell

& Good Riddance So, great news this week in Australian politics!   At least and at last some of the scum has begun oozing out under the parliamentary doors. Important slime in this case. But why is it that the "Father Of the House" is always the worst of the...

Mount Migently Manifesto

 Australian Values   ustralian values have lately been enthusiastically asserted by some Australians and Sir Roger has been much impressed – in much the same way a washed-up prize fighter feels the repeated impressions of his opponents’ fists...

Realty Reality

It's All Upside Down (and we know it) MC Escher understood the madness. Up is down, inside out is outside in, right is left and theft is might and nothing is what it seems, though that is all we have, and we try to make sense of a world that is incomprehensible.  And...