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REALTY
REALITY

 

Automatons (called Property Managers) Drones (called  ‘Lessors’ and in between is the ‘Product’, also called the Lessee or the ‘Application’. Which is about as 2-dimensional as ink on a colourless cardboard cutout can get.
The idea is to siphon money (as data) from someone who has some amd to transfer the data to someone who wants it. With a little bit scraped off by the Automaton  on the way 

Kevin
Andrews:
Farewell

So, great news this week! But why is the “Father Of the House” always awful?  The current Father of the House is not long for this political world, and in contrast to the abusive “Father” of the House, this one has been a “Deadbeat Dad; a useless, stupid, nasty piece of shit. They love him in the House because he’s a Useful Idiot; Australia’s version of America’s Lindsey Graham, or the UK’s Chris Grayling.

Rude
Britannia

& Australian Values

That stiff impolite politeness the English
and most western powers are famous for
is a tool for masking their true feelings, for deceiving their prey. 
Hidden behind this phoney “courtesy” is a bloody, not-so-distant history of barbarism,
brutality and racial supremacy.
Not so much in Australia of course.
We know what they’re up to

Power

Who holds the Power in Australia?

No she doesn’t. (And why not?)
Who else?
No they don’t. And why not.
So who does?
Surprised not surprised.
And why power skyhooks don’t work

Porter Loo
Too

Update   Apart from celebrating World Toilet Day, Sir Roger has validated his skill as Political Clairvoyant. How dare poor people steal rich people’s money! Into the fight come WorkPac, ‘Christian’ Porter, the Federal Court and the HIgh Court. Nothing is what it seems!

Porter Loo

 

Christian Porter is the minister for Industrial relations. This apparently means that he is effectively the Minister for Industrialists. We know this is who he is because he sees a tiny attempt to help people who need help as “a massive tax“, as “killing business“. 
Why is he wrong?

Australian Values Changing

Australian Politics is being nudged on a trajectory outside the known universe to delusional realms of a conspiratorial Fantasia. Otherwise normal people at the highest levels of government and commerce fierce advocates of “theories” that are palpably bullshit.

B’Bye

The Planet’s Narrow Escape. We earthlings have just survived the very closest shave. The incongruity between the willingness to believe absolutely any bullshit and science’s careful gathering and weighing of evidence is mind bending. And that is what stared us in the face

 

Politicians

Don’t Own

Australian

Values

 The least qualified human beings to understand or protect Australian Values are the bloody politicians. They have debauched Australian values into the beliefs of the right, the international catholic paedophilia ring and theocrats 

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Best of the Best

"DEAR DIC"

Immigration Dept threatens Sir Roger who responds with calm fury in his most acclaimed post

ACCUSED OF RHETORIC

Sydney Morning Herald’s Stay in Touch accuses Values Australia of employing ‘rhetoric’. Sir Roger is chuffed with well-deserved notoriety!  

LITTLE BRITAIN LIVES!

Contractual Obligation Blog
Values Australia was invited to attend a recent performance of Little Britain Live

ON GLOVER ON ATHEISTS

ABC jock Richard Glover exhorts atheists: get a sense of humour.
Sir Roger unveils the hilarity of centuries of religious massacres

HANGING TOGETHER

Award-winning post (top 40 Australian blog posts). Sir Roger’s riff on the barbarity of Judicial Murder (and John Howard)

MEN & WHITLAM

On your knees! as we say farewell to Goth the Whittler and thank the (deservedly) arrogant old magician

MORON in a HURRY 1

The Hooded Brethren of the Wiblam Infirmary make legal threats against us. Part 1: Send out the Pages

MAN OF MODE

Engaged upon my intwigues, bewating a burmese genewal, it maketh me t’ appear most fierce in Canbewwa BONUS AUDIO

DAWKINS FOR BLAIR?

Really? Dawkins “says” we must respect faith traditions like wife-beating and FGM to avoid upsetting believers

NEXT BIG SORRY

A future Prime Minister will stand up to apologise for these people: for what they did to desperate asylum seekers

HANEEF/ WHORES

“This glorious fat trout of an election godsend…”: how the government whores and enablers corrupt democracy

CHATEAU QUELQUECHOSE

Society is judged not by its wealthiest but its very least and weakest. “I’m sick of living in an economy; I want to live in a society”.

HELL, PELL

Senior cleric sceptical re Climate Change. Also believes man walked on water, virgin impregnated by immaterial ‘spirit’ 

IMMORTALISED

Sir Roger: Archived in Perpetuity by the National Library!  Fame of a Sort? Can a peerage be far behind . . .

PIGEONS ON ICE

Hearts, thoughts & prayers are thick in the air like a flock of pigeons on crystal meth. Get the flock out of here . . .

LET US PREY

Leader of world’s largest organised paedophile ring visits UK , greeted by Queen with the pomp and panoply due to any mafia boss  

A MAN'S A MAN

Andrew O’Hagan at Sydney Writers’ Festival on literature, fantasy and Robbie Burns. DOUBLE AUDIO BONUS

DANCING 4 DEMOCRACY

While we resentfully drag our democratic rights to the polling booth, people of other countries dance for their freedom

SACRIFICE?

Weasel words! Soldiers don’t “sacrifice” themselves, they get killed, blasted, blown to pieces, in an obscenity we call “war”.

CIVIL SOCIETY? NOT QUITE

Julian Burnside QC delivers devastating Manning Clark Lecture. On indigenous treatment Australia has far to go 

ONLY THUS

Just stop killing each other.  The stupidity of Israeli action in Gaza is that it perpetuates and increases hostility towards Israel and its citizens 

MANIFESTO 1

Sir Roger having sought wisdom on the Mountain has returned with the Migently Mountain Manifesto. Tablet 1: Do what is right

DAVID HUME

Hero of the Enlightenment, father of skepticism, linchpin of our democracy, human rights and freedoms, Happy 300th Birthday!

SPECIAL INTEL OPS

Spooks with beards on, badges off, hats down and collars up, may be engaged in Special Intel Ops right now . . . Or perhaps not . . .

LORD ROGER?

Sir Roger, the “natural” son of Lord Lummy and Lord E. Lordy, feels the honorific “Roger, Lord Migently” has an enticing ring to it,

Rest of the Best

Thanks, Pokie Addicts

“No, don’t get up, you look so comfortable under your nice warm newspaper…”

Rights of Man

Bill of Rights?  Howard has argued against it. That’s enough. The little shit has been wrong about everything else

Lynton Crosby Outed

The “Dead Cat on the Table” ploy is a signature of Crosby. Goebbels was also a master propagandist …

Anzac Day 2011

On this Anzac Day: If there is one thing that can be said of war it is that it is a massive betrayal of Humanity.

Assange Wanted: Dead

“God damn, Earl! Ah hain’t bin so hard since the last time we linched a nigger! Ah think ah might be a-cummin’!”

Jefferson Says

“Even under the best forms, those entrusted with power have in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.

Joan Sutherland & Me

Sir Roger feels himself, sharing her teacher, to be in some way a Brother-In-Arts, and now a bereft colleague

Perfumes of Arabia

Tony Blair: Here’s the smell of the blood still; all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand…”

Sacrilege Break

“Pride and indolence in the clergy; ignorance and servility in the laity; superstition, bigotry, and persecution.”

Delaying the Apocalypse

“Is it time to look [for] a social order that would allow a system that would be responsible, just and humane?”

Émile Zola

“It is a crime to lie to the public….what inquisitorial, tyrannical practices! What petty whims of a few higher-ups trampling the nation under their boots”

Ike’s Insight

Eisenhower: 5-star General, respected Republican President, would now be regarded as a pussy, a commie and a traitor 

Bastard Child

My Culture the Bastard Child’ , an angry, loving, passionate, poetic piece from a reader. We love it so much

The SIEV X-Factor

How a diplomat unveiled the foul deceit of a dishonorable PM and over a tragedy, and the slimy politicisation of Mick Keelty 

Oh, no, you bloody don’t!

Bush says it was his ‘gun-slinging rhetoric’ that made us believe he was “anxious for war”. NO! it was because YOU WERE. Fuck You!

Best of the Rest

Rentier Socialists

IT’S TIME to refer back to the recent squabble with the Whitlam Institute and heap some shit on those who assert ownership of “It’s time”. Rentier is a term used to describe economic parasitic monopolisation of access to any physical, financial, intellectual, etc.

Visa Bob’s Dept ruins another human’s life 

Shit Bob (you don’t mind if I call you Shit do you Bob?) You ruined Van Phuc Nguyen’s life, wrongfully detaining him for more than three years. Because Security didn’t recognise the visa, Bob! YOUR Visa, Bob! The Visa that’s so important to “the business” !

Dear Bob Correll

I know it may not look so generous in hindsight, Bob, that thing about changing Tony’s baby’s name to a more Korean-sounding one so he could be deported to Korea. It might look somewhat … I don’t know … callous? … cruel and heartless? … unbelievably inhumane? … to some.

DIC to the Rescue

DIC understands that (Form 1984) may result in delays at, say, Bunnings checkouts but points out that it’s all for your own good and that safety and security are far more important than your personal sense of entitlement to such trivialities as freedom, liberty and other so-called “rights”.

Migently Mountain Manifesto

Tablet 2

Tablet 3

Tablet 4

Who is DIC’s Grima Wormtongue?

“The AFP in conjunction with the Govt were completely undermining the judicial process”.“They were ripping up the doctrine of the separation of powers,” Mr Barns said. “What you are seeing here is the politicisation of an investigation and the AFP working hand-in-glove to formulate that.

Clive of Kogarah

There’s something about the creative force of liberal democracy which gives you hope that it can overcome any challenge, including terrorism…
You’re inheriting civilisation. What you try to do is protect it and improve it, but get rid of the idea that it can all start again because a few men think it can.

Why NOT Benny Condoms?

Okay, it can’t be avoided. Sir Roger wrote this in a fit a few weeks ago. Was it intemperate? Of course. It was Sir Roger. Anything else? Was it wrong? Sir Roger, on reviewing it, has determined that he does not resile from its sentiments and so directs its publication. Here then is his response to the Foreign Office Pope Flap …

Kev’s Massive Package!

It takes Balls to Punish the Jobless
The thing about the unemployed is that, well, they’re powerless, or disempowered, by the feeling of being unemployed in a culture in which what you do, and how much you make, pretty much defines who you are. On top of that they’re disempowered by poverty 

Black Breath of the Nazgûl

HOW DARE ORDINARY PEOPLE HAVE “VIEWS!” Phillip Ruddock: “People who have views about the nature of the law are determined to try and bring it into disrepute”. EXACTLY! Those who believe they own the law, for re-election, or validation of immoral policy, or personal agendas, are blatantly bringing it into disrepute.

And of course there are many more about all sorts of things if you’d like to just browse
above through categories or by date, or check some of these random selections

SURPRISE POSTS

A Troll! A Real Troll!

C  Values Australia is proud to welcome its very own new pet Troll!   ur new Troll is very sophisticated. It can even fill out a Contact form! Here is its latest message: you are a dickhead You are a fucking gronk go home outrageous lefty [Not...

How Australian Values Are Changing

Are Australian Values moving left or right?   The answer is YES - both. And, more worryingly, also a trajectory outside the known political universe towards the delusional realms of a poltical and social Fantasia. And even more upsettingly, otherwise...

Hypocrite, Sociopath or Fool?

Almost Human? n her column explaining 'the key to understanding the Prime Minister,' Anne Summers offers an explanation for the Groveller General’s attitude towards Iraq, terrorisim and Barack Obama. But it is just not good enough, says our...

Anzac Day 2011

  Carnage incomparable, and human squander    On this Anzac Day: f there is one thing that can be said of war it is that it is a massive betrayal of Humanity. It is a monstrous failure of human imagination, vision, ingenuity and intelligence....

It’s Time, Mick

after Mr FishIt's Time t’s time for Mick Keelty to resign. Or be sacked. Either way, he has to go: A senior counter-terrorism officer with the Australian Federal Police has testified that police were directed to charge “as many...

Julia Gillard, Kevin Rudd and the Red Cordial

Ptthpphthphthppthphtthpphpth! ir Roger supposes that, given he is the default custodian of Australian Values, he is bound to comment on the recent burst of enthusiasm in Canberra. The lesson to be learnt from it all is Don’t Let Unionists and the...

Migently Mountain Manifesto: 4

  16. Nobody knows what the fuck is “really” going on. Anyone who claims to know is either deluded, a liar, or a charlatan who is after your money, or your body, or naked power. The people who are most likely to claim they do are priests, fools and politicians...

Jefferson Says – Reboot

President Kennedy told a gathering of Nobel Prize winners at the White House, "I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together at the White House, with the possible exception of when Thomas...

Rentier Socialists

  Not Gough in his heyday    J ust (sorry) Sir Roger thinks IT’S TIME to refer back to the recent squabble about certain t-shirts and heap some shit on those who assert ownership of the commonly used English phrase “It’s time”. Universities once — in all the...

Now LOOK ….

   Not this bloody time   W e have held it in for a very long time but today was the last straw. For seeming ages journalists have been describing people who defend themselves against legal allegations, or who mount arguments against legal charges, as...

‘I’m Sir Roger and I’m Fucked’

  This is not for you   eally. We just want to acknowledge ourselves privately but publicly (it makes sense to us, anyway). It’s not meant to be onanistically self-congratulatory, except in the sense that we have achieved some things and...

Jefferson Says – Reboot

President Kennedy told a gathering of Nobel Prize winners at the White House, "I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together at the White House, with the possible exception of when Thomas...

‘My Culture the Bastard Child’

his angry, loving, passionate, poetic piece from John White was a comment on the previous post but we love it so much we do not want it lost in the wastes of commentdom. It deserves to be shared with you. So here it is:  Australian Values,...

Haneef, Whores, ‘Howard with Hair’

  "This glorious fat trout of an election godsend..."   e that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.”, ~  Thomas...

The Devil Rides Again

  es, Dick ("Dick") Cheney has thrown off the coffin-lid; with a sulphurous emanation he has emerged from the flames of his hell; and he has spoken to a human – Martha Raddatz of American ABC News – about the War in Iraq and of his deathly dominion...

Roll up! Roll up! The Circus is in Town!

The clown car on the road to hell   es, folks! The circus is in town and the Clown Car is in the Big Top. Watch HeeHaw Howard being punished for dragging out the election date and spraying the crowd with endless government advertising. See...

Joan Sutherland and Me

  Vale Saint Joan    ir Roger wishes to make a special personal note of his sadness at the death, of La Stupenda, Dame Joan Sutherland; the loss of one of the truly greats. Her career properly began when “she won a two-year scholarship for...

Pedants r Us

  What on earth is going on?   Is it all over, after all? Have the barbarians claimed victory?   First: Sir Roger listens to ABC Radio A LOT. One evening, or early morning, he was listening to an interview with an author by a respected ABC presenter....

Life in Australia

One word: Durian   obert – a self-styled “foreigner” to our shores – is most upset to have been hoaxed by the false promise and dashed hopes of life in Australia. A few days ago Robert commented on an ancient post here at Values Australia and...

Dawkins For Tony Blair

Richard Loves Tony   ichard Dawkins, in the New Statesman finds himself supporting war criminal Tony Blair who had recently written of his hopes and plans for the eponymous foundation based on his evidence-free beliefs....

What Science Knows (& Business Ignores)

Tell the boss! Tell the world! Revolution!!!!   wo excellent talks that will give you good feelings and even hope! From the Royal Society of Arts, Manufactures and Commerce The truth about financial incentives: How our human super power can...

Now LOOK ….

   Not this bloody time   W e have held it in for a very long time but today was the last straw. For seeming ages journalists have been describing people who defend themselves against legal allegations, or who mount arguments against legal charges, as...

Lynton Crosby Outed

  . . . as Dutton’s Mews Muse (probably)   ir Roger has it on authority from multiple sources that the “Dead Cat on the Table” ploy, most recently fed to and trotted out by Peter Dutton, is the signature work of one Lynton Crosby....

Sorry

    t is a pop-psych fallacy, particularly perpetrated by John Howard, to insist on “putting the past behind us”. The past that is not dealt with eats away at us in our (collective) subconscious and paralyses us for action. The past that...

Haneef, Whores, ‘Howard with Hair’

  "This glorious fat trout of an election godsend..."   e that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.”, ~  Thomas...

How Howard ‘Destroyed’ Hanson

"We're running hard on security and terrorism"  t’s just past the sixth anniversary of the sinking of the SIEV-X and the drowning of approximately 353 people.We found this post by ex-Liberal candidate for Reid, Irfan Yusuf, via the [Andrew]...

Mothers Delighted at First Bogan PM!

Deffernishun: he Values Australian Dictionary of Slang defines a Bogan as: One who lives elsewhere than, or has interests different from, oneself. Melbournite. Dickhead.” Mothers and farters right around Australia are hailing...

Lex Australia

  ame across an old post at Gavin Putland’s Leges Dubiae blog which coincides with what we tried to say way back when Haneef was the name on everyone’s lips. Given the change of government and all, it seems timely to question this preposterous...

‘My Culture the Bastard Child’

his angry, loving, passionate, poetic piece from John White was a comment on the previous post but we love it so much we do not want it lost in the wastes of commentdom. It deserves to be shared with you. So here it is:  Australian Values,...

Jefferson Says – Reboot

President Kennedy told a gathering of Nobel Prize winners at the White House, "I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together at the White House, with the possible exception of when Thomas...