Sir Roger Gets Ogd

16 Jun, 2010 | Australian Values, Cultural Values, Humour, Religious Values, Values

Yes. It’s true! After everything he has said, Sir Roger’s scepticism has been swept away by his discovery of a new, an alien, religion.
And who would not want to be part of such powerful theatre, such wondrous ceremony, gorgeous ritual and exotic, ultra-dimension beings from the infinite corners of the universe?

Q’ah T^k Urzni wu Trifelj Hutinard!

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