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REALTY
REALITY
Automatons (called Property Managers) Drones (called ‘Lessors’ and in between is the ‘Product’, also called the Lessee or the ‘Application’. Which is about as 2-dimensional as ink on a colourless cardboard cutout can get.
The idea is to siphon money (as data) from someone who has some amd to transfer the data to someone who wants it. With a little bit scraped off by the Automaton on the way
Kevin
Andrews:
Farewell
So, great news this week! But why is the “Father Of the House” always awful? The current Father of the House is not long for this political world, and in contrast to the abusive “Father” of the House, this one has been a “Deadbeat Dad; a useless, stupid, nasty piece of shit. They love him in the House because he’s a Useful Idiot; Australia’s version of America’s Lindsey Graham, or the UK’s Chris Grayling.
Rude
Britannia
& Australian Values
That stiff impolite politeness the English
and most western powers are famous for
is a tool for masking their true feelings, for deceiving their prey.
Hidden behind this phoney “courtesy” is a bloody, not-so-distant history of barbarism,
brutality and racial supremacy.
Not so much in Australia of course.
We know what they’re up to
Power
Who holds the Power in Australia?
No she doesn’t. (And why not?)
Who else?
No they don’t. And why not.
So who does?
Surprised not surprised.
And why power skyhooks don’t work
Porter Loo
Too
Update Apart from celebrating World Toilet Day, Sir Roger has validated his skill as Political Clairvoyant. How dare poor people steal rich people’s money! Into the fight come WorkPac, ‘Christian’ Porter, the Federal Court and the HIgh Court. Nothing is what it seems!
Porter Loo
Christian Porter is the minister for Industrial relations. This apparently means that he is effectively the Minister for Industrialists. We know this is who he is because he sees a tiny attempt to help people who need help as “a massive tax“, as “killing business“.
Why is he wrong?
Australian Values Changing
Australian Politics is being nudged on a trajectory outside the known universe to delusional realms of a conspiratorial Fantasia. Otherwise normal people at the highest levels of government and commerce fierce advocates of “theories” that are palpably bullshit.
B’Bye
The Planet’s Narrow Escape. We earthlings have just survived the very closest shave. The incongruity between the willingness to believe absolutely any bullshit and science’s careful gathering and weighing of evidence is mind bending. And that is what stared us in the face
Politicians
Don’t Own
Australian
Values
The least qualified human beings to understand or protect Australian Values are the bloody politicians. They have debauched Australian values into the beliefs of the right, the international catholic paedophilia ring and theocrats
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Best of the Best
"DEAR DIC"
Immigration Dept threatens Sir Roger who responds with calm fury in his most acclaimed post
ACCUSED OF RHETORIC
Sydney Morning Herald’s Stay in Touch accuses Values Australia of employing ‘rhetoric’. Sir Roger is chuffed with well-deserved notoriety!
LITTLE BRITAIN LIVES!
Contractual Obligation Blog
Values Australia was invited to attend a recent performance of Little Britain Live
ON GLOVER ON ATHEISTS
ABC jock Richard Glover exhorts atheists: get a sense of humour.
Sir Roger unveils the hilarity of centuries of religious massacres
HANGING TOGETHER
Award-winning post (top 40 Australian blog posts). Sir Roger’s riff on the barbarity of Judicial Murder (and John Howard)
MEN & WHITLAM
On your knees! as we say farewell to Goth the Whittler and thank the (deservedly) arrogant old magician
MORON in a HURRY 1
The Hooded Brethren of the Wiblam Infirmary make legal threats against us. Part 1: Send out the Pages
MAN OF MODE
Engaged upon my intwigues, bewating a burmese genewal, it maketh me t’ appear most fierce in Canbewwa BONUS AUDIO
DAWKINS FOR BLAIR?
Really? Dawkins “says” we must respect faith traditions like wife-beating and FGM to avoid upsetting believers
NEXT BIG SORRY
A future Prime Minister will stand up to apologise for these people: for what they did to desperate asylum seekers
HANEEF/ WHORES
“This glorious fat trout of an election godsend…”: how the government whores and enablers corrupt democracy
CHATEAU QUELQUECHOSE
Society is judged not by its wealthiest but its very least and weakest. “I’m sick of living in an economy; I want to live in a society”.
HELL, PELL
Senior cleric sceptical re Climate Change. Also believes man walked on water, virgin impregnated by immaterial ‘spirit’
IMMORTALISED
Sir Roger: Archived in Perpetuity by the National Library! Fame of a Sort? Can a peerage be far behind . . .
PIGEONS ON ICE
Hearts, thoughts & prayers are thick in the air like a flock of pigeons on crystal meth. Get the flock out of here . . .
LET US PREY
Leader of world’s largest organised paedophile ring visits UK , greeted by Queen with the pomp and panoply due to any mafia boss
A MAN'S A MAN
Andrew O’Hagan at Sydney Writers’ Festival on literature, fantasy and Robbie Burns. DOUBLE AUDIO BONUS
DANCING 4 DEMOCRACY
While we resentfully drag our democratic rights to the polling booth, people of other countries dance for their freedom
SACRIFICE?
Weasel words! Soldiers don’t “sacrifice” themselves, they get killed, blasted, blown to pieces, in an obscenity we call “war”.
CIVIL SOCIETY? NOT QUITE
Julian Burnside QC delivers devastating Manning Clark Lecture. On indigenous treatment Australia has far to go
ONLY THUS
Just stop killing each other. The stupidity of Israeli action in Gaza is that it perpetuates and increases hostility towards Israel and its citizens
MANIFESTO 1
Sir Roger having sought wisdom on the Mountain has returned with the Migently Mountain Manifesto. Tablet 1: Do what is right
DAVID HUME
Hero of the Enlightenment, father of skepticism, linchpin of our democracy, human rights and freedoms, Happy 300th Birthday!
SPECIAL INTEL OPS
Spooks with beards on, badges off, hats down and collars up, may be engaged in Special Intel Ops right now . . . Or perhaps not . . .
LORD ROGER?
Sir Roger, the “natural” son of Lord Lummy and Lord E. Lordy, feels the honorific “Roger, Lord Migently” has an enticing ring to it,
Rest of the Best
Thanks, Pokie Addicts
“No, don’t get up, you look so comfortable under your nice warm newspaper…”
Rights of Man
Bill of Rights? Howard has argued against it. That’s enough. The little shit has been wrong about everything else
Lynton Crosby Outed
The “Dead Cat on the Table” ploy is a signature of Crosby. Goebbels was also a master propagandist …
Anzac Day 2011
On this Anzac Day: If there is one thing that can be said of war it is that it is a massive betrayal of Humanity.
Assange Wanted: Dead
“God damn, Earl! Ah hain’t bin so hard since the last time we linched a nigger! Ah think ah might be a-cummin’!”
Jefferson Says
“Even under the best forms, those entrusted with power have in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny.
Joan Sutherland & Me
Sir Roger feels himself, sharing her teacher, to be in some way a Brother-In-Arts, and now a bereft colleague
Perfumes of Arabia
Tony Blair: “Here’s the smell of the blood still; all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand…”
Sacrilege Break
“Pride and indolence in the clergy; ignorance and servility in the laity; superstition, bigotry, and persecution.”
Delaying the Apocalypse
“Is it time to look [for] a social order that would allow a system that would be responsible, just and humane?”
Émile Zola
“It is a crime to lie to the public….what inquisitorial, tyrannical practices! What petty whims of a few higher-ups trampling the nation under their boots”
Ike’s Insight
Eisenhower: 5-star General, respected Republican President, would now be regarded as a pussy, a commie and a traitor
Bastard Child
My Culture the Bastard Child’ , an angry, loving, passionate, poetic piece from a reader. We love it so much
The SIEV X-Factor
How a diplomat unveiled the foul deceit of a dishonorable PM and over a tragedy, and the slimy politicisation of Mick Keelty
Oh, no, you bloody don’t!
Bush says it was his ‘gun-slinging rhetoric’ that made us believe he was “anxious for war”. NO! it was because YOU WERE. Fuck You!
Best of the Rest
Rentier Socialists
IT’S TIME to refer back to the recent squabble with the Whitlam Institute and heap some shit on those who assert ownership of “It’s time”. Rentier is a term used to describe economic parasitic monopolisation of access to any physical, financial, intellectual, etc.
Visa Bob’s Dept ruins another human’s life
Shit Bob (you don’t mind if I call you Shit do you Bob?) You ruined Van Phuc Nguyen’s life, wrongfully detaining him for more than three years. Because Security didn’t recognise the visa, Bob! YOUR Visa, Bob! The Visa that’s so important to “the business” !
Dear Bob Correll
I know it may not look so generous in hindsight, Bob, that thing about changing Tony’s baby’s name to a more Korean-sounding one so he could be deported to Korea. It might look somewhat … I don’t know … callous? … cruel and heartless? … unbelievably inhumane? … to some.
DIC to the Rescue
DIC understands that (Form 1984) may result in delays at, say, Bunnings checkouts but points out that it’s all for your own good and that safety and security are far more important than your personal sense of entitlement to such trivialities as freedom, liberty and other so-called “rights”.
Who is DIC’s Grima Wormtongue?
“The AFP in conjunction with the Govt were completely undermining the judicial process”.“They were ripping up the doctrine of the separation of powers,” Mr Barns said. “What you are seeing here is the politicisation of an investigation and the AFP working hand-in-glove to formulate that.
Clive of Kogarah
There’s something about the creative force of liberal democracy which gives you hope that it can overcome any challenge, including terrorism…
You’re inheriting civilisation. What you try to do is protect it and improve it, but get rid of the idea that it can all start again because a few men think it can.
Why NOT Benny Condoms?
Okay, it can’t be avoided. Sir Roger wrote this in a fit a few weeks ago. Was it intemperate? Of course. It was Sir Roger. Anything else? Was it wrong? Sir Roger, on reviewing it, has determined that he does not resile from its sentiments and so directs its publication. Here then is his response to the Foreign Office Pope Flap …
Kev’s Massive Package!
It takes Balls to Punish the Jobless
The thing about the unemployed is that, well, they’re powerless, or disempowered, by the feeling of being unemployed in a culture in which what you do, and how much you make, pretty much defines who you are. On top of that they’re disempowered by poverty
Black Breath of the Nazgûl
HOW DARE ORDINARY PEOPLE HAVE “VIEWS!” Phillip Ruddock: “People who have views about the nature of the law are determined to try and bring it into disrepute”. EXACTLY! Those who believe they own the law, for re-election, or validation of immoral policy, or personal agendas, are blatantly bringing it into disrepute.
And of course there are many more about all sorts of things if you’d like to just browse
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