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Not 2007 – But the Excitement Lingers
Like a Well-Fermented Fart Preamble to "A Moron in a Hurry" — Sir Roger v Gough's Gouls trangely enough this title could be, but isn’t, about the next election. It’s about Labor Icon Gruff Wiblam and his pale irritation Steel Rod....
David Hume
. . . and so to the democracy that we enjoy today avid Hume, hero of the Enlightenment, father of skepticism, linchpin of democracy and human rights and freedoms, Happy 300th Birthday! Sir Roger has some slight understanding of how Hume...
Such Is Life
"Unemployed at last!" e think this is the best Australian novel ever written. Yes, we know there are many contenders and perhaps The Tree of Man comes a close second. But to us, at least, Such Is Life by “Tom Collins” (Joseph Furphy),...
Sprezzatura – the New Cool
Only Connect! S ir Roger has been somewhat troubled of late that persons of his (ahem) “vintage” have become quite out of step with the young’uns these days. Not in terms of worldliness, because after all his generation have seen a lot more world (times Time), with...
Lex Australia
ame across an old post at Gavin Putland’s Leges Dubiae blog which coincides with what we tried to say way back when Haneef was the name on everyone’s lips. Given the change of government and all, it seems timely to question this preposterous...
The Liars and the Other Liars
This morning, at the breakfast board ... ir Roger seemed agitated. Sucking the grease of a plump peasant pheasant thigh from his fingers, he suddenly ejaculated, “Did he bury the bloody thing before he cremated it‽ Or did he cremate it...
Oh, no, you bloody don’t!
I'm just a soul whose intentions are good Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood President Bush has admitted to The Times that his gun-slinging rhetoric made the world believe that he was a “guy really anxious for war” in Iraq. In an...
Women in Uniform
“Women Are Too Emotional” P oor old dill-brain Barnaby Rubble comically suggested today on Insiders that perhaps he was a bit old-fashioned about women in uniform. “ I just couldn’t get my head around shooting a woman. Maybe that makes me a bit old-fashioned and I...
Heads They Win, Tails You Lose
Whom the gods wish to destroy they first send mad — Euripides n 2007 we pleaded … tell me that America isn’t completely barmy, batty, berserk, bonkers, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, crazy, demented, deranged, dippy, flipped out, fruity, haywire,...
Every Cloud Has a Saliva Lining
After Pavlov [Apologies to the source of the original of this image whose provenance we do not know.]
Democracy – Dancing for Joy?
This Still Very Young Child bout 300 years ago, like a smouldering kapok pillow, a massive revolution began its slow burn. A scientific revolution. A social political revolution led by great minds. Newton, Spinoza, Locke, Voltaire,...
Happy Birthday
Today was a dual anniversary – the 221st anniversary of the birth of (European) Australia and the 250th anniversary of the birth of Robbie Burns. The two are related. Burns was a fierce advocate of Enlightenment principles and the fight for the rights of citizens...
Loose Ends, Bad Ends
Loose ends: ‘Lying’ Downer, the Minister for opening his mouth and seeing what comes out, denying everything on principal and making it up as he goes ” has rejected claims of a major connection between opium production in Afghanistan and funding of the...
Haneef “Not Uninnocent”
The materials available to me While there are inferences that are available from the material I have, I am of the view that they are not sufficiently strong to exclude reasonable hypotheses consistent with innocence.” – Damien Bugg, DPP Did...
Why NOT Benny Condoms?
Okay, it can’t be avoided. ir Roger wrote this in a fit a few weeks ago and he was in a variety of minds as to whether he ought to publish it. Was it intemperate? Of course. It was Sir Roger. Anything else? Was it wrong? Sir Roger, on...
Dear Bob Correll
To: Mr Bob Correll, Deputy Secretary Department of Immigration and Censorship ear Bob, Bob, you aren’t replying to any of my messages. Is everything all right? I thought we had something really special for a while. Bob, you wrote to...
Sir Roger Gets Ogd
es. It’s true! After everything he has said, Sir Roger’s scepticism has been swept away by his discovery of a new, an alien, religion. And who would not want to be part of such powerful theatre, such wondrous ceremony, gorgeous ritual and...
What Science Knows (& Business Ignores)
Tell the boss! Tell the world! Revolution!!!! wo excellent talks that will give you good feelings and even hope! From the Royal Society of Arts, Manufactures and Commerce The truth about financial incentives: How our human super power can...
Tony Blair: All the Perfumes of Arabia
Doctor: What is it he does now? Look, how he rubs his hands. Gentlewoman: It is an accustom’d action with him, to seem thus washing his hands. Foul Whisp'rings Are Abroad S ir Roger has been listening and reading about Celebrity War Criminal Tony Blair’s 720 page...
Migently Mountain Manifesto: 1
S ir Roger is returned from the Mountain with the Migently Mountain Manifesto.Here are Tablets One to Five: 1. Do what is right. 2. You are safe. Now, at this instant, you are safe.You are safe, right here, right now. This might allow you to...
Lord Roger Migently?
Back to the Regency Future ir Roger Migently, as you must surely realise, has been quite unwell. He has been managed like an unlucky skier in an induced coma these many months since September 2013, when the floor of the Migently Mansions...
Draft Mateship Guidelines Exhumed
Fair Dinkum Aussie Mateship Cetrificate Test new Mateship test will ensure Australia strikes the right balance between the British and the rest, says Minister for Aussie Mateship, Smeagol K. Dic. The Ministry today released a draft guide...
What Cheney Really Thinks
Invading Baghdad Would Create a Quagmire n this interview from April 15th, 1994 Dick Cheney reveals the reasons why invading Baghdad and toppling Saddam Hussein's regime wouldn't be a great idea. He also stipulates that "not very many"...
Joan Sutherland and Me
Vale Saint Joan ir Roger wishes to make a special personal note of his sadness at the death, of La Stupenda, Dame Joan Sutherland; the loss of one of the truly greats. Her career properly began when “she won a two-year scholarship for...
The Liars and the Other Liars
This morning, at the breakfast board ... ir Roger seemed agitated. Sucking the grease of a plump peasant pheasant thigh from his fingers, he suddenly ejaculated, “Did he bury the bloody thing before he cremated it‽ Or did he cremate it...
Happy Birthday
Today was a dual anniversary – the 221st anniversary of the birth of (European) Australia and the 250th anniversary of the birth of Robbie Burns. The two are related. Burns was a fierce advocate of Enlightenment principles and the fight for the rights of citizens...
Education and Life
Be Normal and Fit In ir Roger’s close confidante writes: My mother used to ask me if I wouldn’t prefer to work in a bank. In those days it was a safe occupation – safe as a bank, literally. A job for life with almost guaranteed...
The Nation That Hangs Together
The Nation that Hangs Together Hangs Together The glorious lynching of Saddam was not meant to be “unprofessional", and "disgusting". No, no! According to Iraq’s National Security Adviser, the noted humanitarian, Mouwaffaq al-Rubaie: “This was supposed to be a...
UK’s ‘Morale Muscular’ Withdrawal
' “…under no circumstances should we allow ourselves to lose morale muscular and to step back from this…" [Brendan Nelson] alues Australia, in partnership with the Ministry of Mateship, notes the recent declaration by the British Government...
How Australian Values Are Changing
Are Australian Values moving left or right? The answer is YES - both. And, more worryingly, also a trajectory outside the known political universe towards the delusional realms of a poltical and social Fantasia. And even more upsettingly, otherwise...
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