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The Liars and the Other Liars
This morning, at the breakfast board ... ir Roger seemed agitated. Sucking the grease of a plump peasant pheasant thigh from his fingers, he suddenly ejaculated, “Did he bury the bloody thing before he cremated it‽ Or did he cremate it...
Not Fade Away
Howard tries to remember something before it (or he) fades away.... rime Minister John Howard will call the Federal Election this week¹, probably Wednesday, according to pundits, Canberra insiders and the entrails of the Apec monster which...
Sacrilege Break from the B-Graders
In the IVth Crusade the western Christian countries, rather than defeating Islamic Egypt, decided to sack the Greek Christian city of Constantinople instead. For which they were excommunicated by Pope Innocent III. Own goal? Christian Nations J ust like...
Herald Accuses Values Australia of ‘Rhetoric’
Nothing whatever to do with the Government Values Australia does not want to pretend any false modesty. It is delighted to have been mentioned by its favourite page in the Sydney Morning Herald: Stay in Touch. We think that most people are probably like George...
Australian Value #1
Values Australia's Aussie Values T-Shirt on display and immortalised in Museums VictoriaEllen Sludge Breaks the Cardinal Law Many moons ago, Sir Roger wrote the First Law of Australian Values. Australian Value #1: Politicians do NOT own Australian Values...
Happily, No
To the – what, 12-year-old? – spammer who wrote: Hey forum members I just became a member of this forum (Great work by the admin, mods and seriously every member around.) [etc. spam spam spam and spam etc…]" we’d just like to say: No, you...
Khamenei Swore and I Congaed
yatollah Khamenei declared the result of the Iranian election today: The Iranian people have voted in favour of a fight against arrogance,” screamed the criminally-insane Ayatollah arrogantly, “and to confront destitution...
Malcolm Turnbull: Next Prime Minister?
Backing into the limelight ir Roger believes Malcolm Turnbull could easily be the next Prime Minister of Australia.What do you think? Here’s why: 1) The coalition and the right wing media will bring too much pressure on Julia Gillard about...
Education and Life
Be Normal and Fit In ir Roger’s close confidante writes: My mother used to ask me if I wouldn’t prefer to work in a bank. In those days it was a safe occupation – safe as a bank, literally. A job for life with almost guaranteed...
‘Compassionate’ Costello Reach-around
Costello reaches out to the downtrodden ... [Drawing by Tony King, 1969] ... The electorate merely retches. r Costello said that in the election campaign he would talk about what Australia needs for its future, in particular drawing the...
We’ll All Be Rooned, Said Hanrahan
Hooray for the Rain! (if you got it) In praise of the recent rain here is the most Strayan of Australian pomes; Hanrahan versing the elements. True Australian values. Pure Poa Tree. SAID HANRAHAN by John O’Brien e’ll all be rooned,”...
Goldman Sachs: Bloodsucking Vampire Aliens?
Goldman Sachs - covering the face of humanity? oldman Sachs is furious at what Matt Taibbi has written in Rolling Stone. This is apparently not absolutely fresh news but we heard the magic phrase for the first time this morning. It’s from...
Three Stooges
Howard's 3 Stooges redictably enough, the rightwing’s stooges are being wheeled out to divert the taint of almost inevitable defeat away from John Howard. Downer “Larry” Downer is a self-deluding fop and a dandy. He’s a joke. But as long as...
Lynton Crosby Outed
. . . as Dutton’s Mews Muse (probably) ir Roger has it on authority from multiple sources that the “Dead Cat on the Table” ploy, most recently fed to and trotted out by Peter Dutton, is the signature work of one Lynton Crosby....
Now LOOK ….
Not this bloody time W e have held it in for a very long time but today was the last straw. For seeming ages journalists have been describing people who defend themselves against legal allegations, or who mount arguments against legal charges, as...
Little Britain Lives!
Contractual Obligation Blog alues Australia was lucky enough to be invited to attend a recent performance of Little Britain Live , at the cost of agreeing to review the performance. Like The Office and Extras it could never be said...
Rude Britannia & Australian Values
How Very Dare You! Yes, we know, the British are the world leaders in "la politesse" and "cortesia" (ironically*). They will never be impolite to anyone. They would never call a black person a "nig-nog". Not to their face. They would never call an Australian a...
Assange – Wanted: Dead or Dead
"Why wasn’t Assange garroted years ago?" ir Roger had thought that there was a limited number of people who had urged or advocated the murder/assassination/execution of Wikileaks’ Julian Assange. Two people had stood out particularly...
Goldman Sachs: Bloodsucking Vampire Aliens?
Goldman Sachs - covering the face of humanity? oldman Sachs is furious at what Matt Taibbi has written in Rolling Stone. This is apparently not absolutely fresh news but we heard the magic phrase for the first time this morning. It’s from...
Spelling It Out
Okay, no surprise… The Bush White House lied to the American people. …Except that one of the people who knew it at the time, a US Senator, has dropped a “Bombshell on the Senate Floor”. o here it is at last. Not the smoking gun we had before...
Happy Saturnalia
Absolute relaxation and unrestrained merriment his time of year is a traditional celebration of the birth of an extraordinary man – a long-haired mystic who revealed the secrets of the universe and forever changed the way we see the...
Sex Romp or Sex Scandal?
Matthew Johns o this time it’s the turn of Matthew Johns, poster boy for Rugby League – the second official poster boy for Rugby League to be shamed within weeks – and regular on the cross-dressing Footy Show. When I was eleven years old my...
The Man of Mode
or Sir Fopling Flutter – “God Almighty’s Fool” Most modern wits such monstrous fools have shown, They seem’d not of heaven’s making, but their own. Those nauseous harlequins in farce may pass, But there goes more to a substantial ass; Something of man...
Communities Thank Pokie Addicts
You look comfortable under your newspaper . . . ight around Australia – which is, you know, NSW and a couple of other fairly unimportant (albeit it occasionally charmingly old-fashioned) bits – Community Leaders are in panic over the impending loss...
Why NOT Benny Condoms?
Okay, it can’t be avoided. ir Roger wrote this in a fit a few weeks ago and he was in a variety of minds as to whether he ought to publish it. Was it intemperate? Of course. It was Sir Roger. Anything else? Was it wrong? Sir Roger, on...
The Undertaker’s Tally
Son of Leo Strauss n his extraordinary article, The Undertaker’s Tally, Roger Morris1 chillingly, and deeply disturbingly, lifts the veil on the life, times and evil mind of the real Donald Rumsfeld. Morris begins with Rumsfeld’s...
‘this pathetic bleating for shelter from skepticism’
Atheists need a little woman to calm them down es, we know it is a bit late in the day to be discovering Pharyngula but we did and there is nothing to be done but fall down and worship. No, we mean sit down and learn. PZ Myers is a prolific,...
Women in Uniform
“Women Are Too Emotional” P oor old dill-brain Barnaby Rubble comically suggested today on Insiders that perhaps he was a bit old-fashioned about women in uniform. “ I just couldn’t get my head around shooting a woman. Maybe that makes me a bit old-fashioned and I...
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