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Australian Values
Australian values are to always give people a fair go.*
*NOTE from Mr Potatohead and Scotty from Marketing: This value does not apply if you arrived by boat.
Border Security Values
The Dept of Inhuman Services decides who comes here, and what happens if they try. If you’re a pretty young European au pair with connections it’s easier. If you’re fleeing horrors in the Middle East we provide additional horrors.
Political Values
Australia values democracy. We’ve been known to give it away. At the point of a gun if necessary. Dead foreigners are a small price to pay for world peace. They’d be happy we gave them democracy. Anyway, they should have run faster.
Cultural Values
The big things and the burnt things we love. Do you have the right western values to fit in to Australian culture?
Media Values
What is Australia worth? You have to ask Darth Murdocracy. Interviews and articles from some of Australia’s most influential American opinion leaders, Alt Right and Neonazi media mavens, and politicised bureaucrats.
Historical Values
Most Australians know their history; lizard royals, cowboys and Indians, Captain Hook, military victories like Gallipoli and the Eureka Stockade, We blame the post-modern relativistic pseudo-intellectual elites like scientists and teachers.
Lifestyle Values
Australia offers a wide range of lifestyle choices: both RSL and Leagues clubs; and the excellent exercise of supermarket racing to the toilet paper shelves, before retiring for a relaxing fortnight with a Novel Coronavirus.
Religious Values
Australians are a very moral and spiritual people who attend their vast outdoors temples on a weekly basis.
Australian English Values
G’day mate! Aussie’s a bonza langwidge. Learn Outer-Tork-Strine. Plus which, we’ve got some beaut pomes like “The Imam from Snowy River”, and good Aussie names fer yer kids like Willow, Maison and Logan.
Free Speech & the Law in Australia
The High Court has ruled that the Government may not introduce legislation that infringes or impinges upon free speech.
An academic paper has it, in re Coleman, “such a position is best justified by a substantive preference for a public debate that tolerates insult . Another suggests freedom of speech “includes not only speech, but also non-verbal communication and its application is not confined to election periods.”
The Australian Government has ratified several United Nations documents which stipulate untrammeled freedom of speech amongst all people.
What are the Core Values of Australia?
the 6 Australian Values?
and Australian Rights?
LEARN ALL ABOUT THEM
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Most Recent Posts
from the World Famous
Australian Values Blog
REALTY
REALITY
Automatons (called Property Managers) Drones (called ‘Lessors’ and in between is the ‘Product’, also called the Lessee or the ‘Application’. Which is about as 2-dimensional as ink on a colourless cardboard cutout can get.
The idea is to siphon money (as data) from someone who has some and to transfer the data to someone who wants it. With a little bit scraped off by the Automaton on the way
Kevin
Andrews:
Farewell
So, great news this week! But why is the “Father Of the House” always awful? The current Father of the House is not long for this political world, and in contrast to the abusive “Father” of the House, this one has been a “Deadbeat Dad“; a useless, stupid, nasty piece of shit. They love him in the House because he’s a Useful Idiot; Australia’s version of America’s Lindsey Graham, or the UK’s Chris Grayling.
Rude
Britannia
& Australian Values
That stiff impolite politeness the English
and most western powers are famous for
is a tool for masking their true feelings, for deceiving their prey.
Hidden behind this phoney “courtesy” is a bloody, not-so-distant history of barbarism,
brutality and racial supremacy.
Not so much in Australia of course.
We know what they’re up to
Power
Who holds the Power in Australia?
No she doesn’t. (And why not?)
Who else?
No they don’t. And why not.
So who does?
Surprised not surprised.
And why power skyhooks don’t work
Porter Loo Too
Update Apart from celebrating World Toilet Day, Sir Roger has validated his skill as Political Clairvoyant. How dare poor people steal rich people’s money! Into the fight come WorkPac, ‘Christian’ Porter, the Federal Court and the HIgh Court. Nothing is what it seems!
Porter Loo
Christian Porter is the minister for Industrial Relations. This apparently means that he is effectively the minister for industrialists. We know this is who he is because he sees a tiny attempt to help people who need help as “a massive tax”, as “killing business”.
Australian Values Changing
Australian Politics is being nudged on a trajectory outside the known universe to delusional realms of a conspiratorial Fantasia. Otherwise normal people at the highest levels of government and commerce fierce advocates of “theories” that are palpably bullshit.
B’Bye
The Planet’s Narrow Escape. We earthlings have just survived the very closest shave. The incongruity between the willingness to believe absolutely any bullshit and science’s careful gathering and weighing of evidence is mind bending. And that is what stared us in the face
Politicians DON’T Own
Australian Values
The least qualified human beings to understand or protect Australian Values are bloody politicians. They have debauched them into the beliefs of the right, the international catholic paedophilia ring and theocrats
Our Three Favourite Posts From the Australian Values Blog
“ Blog Post of the Year 2007. It’s quite possibly the best piece of passionate, angry polemic I’ve ever read, certainly on a blog. “Roger Migently” is roused to extraordinary heights of eloquence by the bastardry of the recently renamed federal Department of Immigration and Citizenship (”DIC”) and produces a devastating response to a threatening letter from the Department’s lawyers. Do yourself a favour . . . ”
It has come to Sir Roger’s attention, or may have come to Sir Roger’s attention, or may in the future come to Sir Roger’s attention, that spooky types with false beards, dark glasses, black hats and coat collars pulled up, are at this very moment – or perhaps are not – engaged in Special Intelligence Operations . . .
Vale Sir Gough.
As Oscar Wilde almost wrote of the Star Child:
“Yet ruled he not long, so great had been his suffering, and so bitter the fire of his testing, for after the space of three years he was destroyed. And those who came after him ruled evilly.”
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About the Creator Lord Migently
The then Sir Roger Migently (the “natural” son of Lord E. Lordy and Lord Lummy)
was exalted to the Peerage in 2007 by the Ministries of Truth, Peace, Love and Plenty.
Now Roger, Lord Migently, his elevation was in recognition of his renowned status as The World’s First and Only Genuine Political Clairvoyant and was granted the OGPC (Order of the Grater Praesagium Conspiciens). He continues to hold the title VKSD which carries with it the hallowed, battle-hardened, glorious traditions, honours and privileges of the ancient order of the Venerable Knights Soi Disant.
The evidence for recognition of his clairvoyant powers is provided in the blog post “Dear DIC“.
Other works by His Lordship can be viewed in the World Famous Values Australia Blog.
Lord Migently highly recommends PortCast a fresh new, entertaining and different podcast particularly tailored to assist those desperate to escape the horrors of capitol cities
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