Australian Values


Australian Values Australian values are to always give people a fair go. This ethic does not apply if your name is David Hicks.	Cultural Values The big things and burnt things we love. Do you have the right ideals to be welcome in Australia?	Lifestyle Values Australia offers a wide range of lifestyle choices - both RSLs and Leagues clubs.

Border Security Values The Department of Immigration and Citizenship manages who comes here and what happens when they get here, (if that's okay with Indonesia).	Media Values What is Australia worth? Interviews and articles from some of Australia's foremost American opinion leaders.	Religious Values Australians are a very moral and spiritual people and attend temple on a weekly basis. sfd

Political Values Australia values democracy. We love it so much we give it away, at the point of a gun if necessary. Dead Iraqis are a small price to pay for world peace.	Historical Values Few Australians know enough about our past - the Queen, Cowboys and Indians, Waterloo. We blame the intellectuals for eroding standards.	Australian English Values Give us a coo-ee and we'll give youse the drum about our bonza country (WARNING: RUDE WORDS). Fair dinkum
WARNING: Australia has recently suffered a massive political coup at the hands of the barbarian union hordes and Labor Party terrorists. The country was briefly in turmoil wondering how it was going to maintain crippling personal debt levels and global warming, or how big business was going to survive without being able to bully workers into submission with WorkChoices. The expiring Attorney General wanted to know how Rudd thought he was going to continue to be able to secretly lock innocent people up in the interests of "national security" without his help, and Kevin Andrews wanted to know how Rudd thought he was going to keep them locked up without his considerable experience. Scores of senior bureaucrats were thought to have commandeered a leaky boat, intending to seek asylum in a country which has already proved more sympathetic to their personal views, such as Burma, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia or Indonesia at a pinch. However, all was seen to be well. The Kevinghis Khan has turned out to be as good as his word and not really changed anything. Our borders are safe from poverty stricken Indonesians and desperate Africans and from the clueless dickhead Hicks.