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                           Contact Values Australia

 

Thank you for respecting and embracing fair dinkum Aussie values. We value your support - We value it at about 1 vote (unless you want to sling us a slab).

If you are seeking information about real Australian visas or citizenship, we recommend you go to the official site: http://www.immi.gov.au

You will understand that we have to be careful with our data technology to avoid terrace stealing your identity. That is why we have to ask the questions below - to be certain that you are who you say you are. We know it seems a lot but you must be aware that we are asking far fewer and far less intrusive questions than Centrelink

We are looking forward to hearing from you.    

Please answer the following Questions


My question is about

I think your website is

[* Questions marked with an axteriks(*) are required]

*Your Name

*Address

*Phone

*Mobile

*Are you employed? No

What is:

*Your ASIO file number

*Your drivers licence number

*You car registration number

*Your home address?

*Your employer's address?

*Your employer's name? Lefty   Squizzy   Abe   Two-toes The Rodent

*Is he still on parole? Yes

*Has he ever broken his bail conditions?

*Yes How much have you got in the bank?

*What is your bank account number?

*What make of Ute do you drive?   

*How many firearms do you keep on the gun-rack in your Ute?

Are you a fair dinkum Australian? You must pass this quick test for us to receive your comments:

*What is the fair dinkum Australian National Anthem?

Waltzing Ma (~)
I, Lover (Some Burn Curry)
The Imam from Snowy River (and the crack bandits)
God Save the Queen (I mean it, man)
Astray in Seoul, Lead Arse (re: Joyce)
Aussie Aussie Aussie! (Oi Oi Oi!)

Your comment:

Please read and indicate your acceptance of the following declaration

1.            I,   am not a terrorist.

2.           I love a sunburnt country.

3.          Australia is the best bloody country in the world.

4.          I reckon Aussie blokes are the blokiest blokes in the know universe

5.           I reckon Aussie sheilas are gorgeous.

      5A.         But I promise not to touch your daughter.

      5B.         Or your little boy.

6.           I promise to be your best mate.

7.          I promise to be nice and not blow anything up.



 

     

 

 

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