We, the Most Powerful Nations of the World, having met face to face and flab to flab for two days in the beachside resort of Los Cabos Mexico, and having carefully avoided any difficult topics or trodden on any sensitive toes, are immensely proud to be able to now release our joint communiqué of enough pointless puffing and blowing to power massive windfarms in Spain and Greece:

We the Most Powerful Nations of the World “support the intention to consider concrete steps towards a more integrated financial architecture encompassing bank supervision“.

Did you see how we did that? No-one needs to do anything at all about a nebulous, obfuscous, conceptual sleight of hand that is so inchoate as to be completely meaningless! Brilliantly pretentious political gibberish! Now you understand why we deserve to rule the world!

HIGH FIVE!!