After all, it’s ANZAC Day …

First up one wants to say that one loves Gwyneth Paltrow and one has always had fantasies about … you know … but this is too fun to censor on the basis of personal emotional attachment.

btw, Gwyneth Paltrow’s website really is called “goop.com” and it seems to be a bit … y’know? like they say.

Second up, well, this was there, and it’s Mr Fish, who says “Father Knows Best” …so …

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