War criminal Howard has become more unbearable than ever. On top of his strutting arrogance is a smugness to compensate for being such an abject, public failure

It’s hard to look dignified with your bum in the air and your nose sticky with Molluscan mucus trying to convince the stupid gastropods to see it your way.

Leader of the world’s largest organised paedophile ring has been greeted by QEII with the courtesy due the head of a globally-tentacled society of child rapists

Watching the bible-bashing Liberal MP David Clarke ranting on Stateline why was one reminded of right-wing shill Alan Jones and flatulent royalist David Flint

How cute the pretty little egg looks! See the rest of the story at the “Perry Bible Fellowship” website …

GetUp’s Tony Abbott tv commercial – Abbott’s stated opinions on women’s, indigenous and other issues coming back, to haunt him. You can donate to get it on air.

Migently Manor’s dungeon echoed with the chortling of Sir Roger as he pedalled the groaning machinery of his ancient media laboratory to bring forth…

Oh, Mr Liar Abbott, your pants are SO on fire!! Take a look at this. What is wrong with this picture from the latest lying Liberal Party commercial?

How about a bit of slippery language? Forget that cynical “Pacific Solution” with the promise of Peace and Closure. Now it’s the “Regional Protection Framework”

We’ve found the tapes in the vault! The Mad Monk doesn’t need an acting coach after all. He can “soften his image” without lying about not doing it any more.

    Let Values Australia be the first to break the news! We have discovered why we think Tony Abbott keeps running around in budgie smugglers (about which one wise man wrote, “all smuggle and no budgie”). It goes like this: Vlad Putin > Rasputin > the Mad Monk > the Mad Abbott. And that [...]

they voluntarily clap on their chains, hood their heads and lock their prison doors, while offering up a prayer of gratitude for their relief from uncertainty

Tony Abbott wants Peter Garrett to be charged with “Industrial Manslaughter”. But has he always felt so strongly about the appropriateness of this concept?

So what’s next? A series of essays by Sarah Palin about the Large Hadron Collider and the mysteries of dark matter? An MIT lecture series by Rush Limbaugh regarding the thermodynamics of black holes?

There is no point in attempting to support your theories with quotations, chapter and verse, from a vaguely anthropologically interesting, self-contradicting, xenophobic, hate-inciting, ignorance-insisting, genocide-approving, terror-inducing, fantastical artefact of an ancient Sand People,