Archive for the tag "Sex"
Used (Toilet Roll) of the World
Ex-Media-Princess Reba à Crook today expressed astonishment at the latest revelations in the murky Views of the World scandal. “On behalf of the Worst of the News I personally gave Sasha a mobile phone to help her in our law reform campaign on behalf of her daughter. “The suggestion that anyone at the nudespaper [...]
Posted: 30 July, 2011 in Australian Values, Media, values.
Tags: ethics, hacking, journalism, journalist, journalistic ethics, Media, media ethics, media values, morality, Mulcaire, murder, murdoch, news, News Corp, news international, news of the world, nudes of the world, Payne, phone hacking, press, Sara, Sarah, Sex, used toilet roll, values, voicemail, voicemail hacking
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Louis CK Uncovers the Catholic Church
How far is this from the truth about the Catholic Church? Especially the last line?
Posted: 4 July, 2011 in comedy/humour, Culture, Life, Religion, Sex, values, Video.
Tags: bible, catholic church, child molesting, Church, God, paedophile, paedophile priest, pedophile, pedophile priest, Pope, purity, Religion, religious values, Sex, truth, values, vatican
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Wash Your Fucking Mouths Out, Victoria
What a fucking load of motherfucking dickheaded bullshit those cunts in the Victorian parliament are, trying to impose old-fashioned tight-arsed, pursed-lipped, prune-faced, shrivelled-up, broomstick-arsed moral values on a free people, with their proposed laws against swearing in public. Goodbye barracking at fucking footie matches, for one thing. Or having a bloody beer in the pub. [...]
Posted: 4 June, 2011 in Aussie Citizenship, Australian Politics, Australian Values, comedy/humour, Culture, History, Language, Literature, politics and government, Religion, Sex, values.
Tags: 1960s, Australian moral values, Australian political values, Australian Politics, Australian Values, baillieu, ban, bastard, bullshit, censorship, colonial, comedy, comedy festival, cunt, dickhead, Don Chipp, footie, fuck, FUCKING MOUTHS, George Pell, historical values, History, law, lawson, motherfucking, Opus Dei, Pell, political values, politics, prune-faced, pub, pursed-lipped, queen victoria, Religion, religious, religious right, Sex, shrivelled-up moral values on free people, swearing, swearing in public, television, tight-arsed, tv, values, Victoria, Victorian politics, what a fucking load, wowser
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Help Sir Roger’s Love-Sick Friend
Love-sick, that’s Sir Roger’s friend, unfortunately, and Sir Roger needs your help. Sir Roger has a friend – no, really – who is, to put it politely, totally smitten with this girl. Love-sick is what he is; there is no better way to describe it. UPDATE: Sir Roger’s “friend” has responded fiercely to Sir Roger’s [...]
Posted: 4 April, 2011 in Australian Values, movies, Science, Sex.
Tags: falling in love, love, love-sick, romance, Science, Sex
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Three Wishes – xkcd
Some things are just wrong. And xkcd knows where they are: in your head. What are your three wishes, readers? And who do you really want to be rubbing your lamp? And here’s two genies for the price of one. It’s mine, mine, all mine! I’m rich! I’m independently wealthy! I’m comfortably well off! Why [...]
Posted: 30 March, 2011 in comedy/humour, Culture, Life, Literature, love, politics and government, Sex.
Tags: aladdin, ali baba, Australian political values, Australian Politics, bugs bunny, cartoon, comedy, daffy duck, double entendre, double meaning, forty thieves, genie, government, humor, humour, innuendo, labor mates, lamp, Literature, looney toons, merrie melodies, NSW, open sesame, plitics, political values, rubbing the lamp, Sex, three wishes, values, xkcd
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Be My Valentine
Sir Roger knows it’s not quite Valentine’s Day but he thought you might want to use this marvellous card to hand to your unrequiting lover on Monday.
Posted: 12 February, 2011 in Art, comedy/humour, Culture, Life, love, Sex, values.
Tags: Balaguer, card, chocolate, Hirsinger, Japanese, love, Madame Tsetsuko, Marigliano, Oriol Balaguer, Pasquale Marigliano, Red Tulip, Sex, Tsetsuko, Valentine, Valentine's, Valentine's Day
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Justin Bieber Gets On Top Of Lady Gaga
Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga are hot news together again this week. The Jonas Brothers not so much.
Posted: 30 January, 2011 in Culture, politics and government, Sex.
Tags: Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, music, on top, Sex, sexy, twitter, world trends
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Sir Les Patterson’s Australia Day Address
“Proud to buggery!” Apart from the wallaby scrotum duffle bags, what did Oprah ask Sir Les to dump? When did Australia discover sex? What have we done about it?
Posted: 30 January, 2011 in Australian Politics, Australian Values, comedy/humour, Culture, Life, politics and government, Sex, values, Video.
Tags: aussie, Aussie sheila, australia, Australia Day, Australia Day Address, Australia Day Message, Australian cultural values, Australian culture, Australian political values, Australian Politics, Australian taxpayer, Australian tourism, Australian Values, Brisbane, cane toad, comedy, continental, court of St James, cultural attache, cultural values, Culture, flood, Gillard, http://valuesaustralia.com/blog/sir-les-patterson/, humor, humour, Julia, Ken Done, Kevin, Kevin Rudd, Les Patterson, Michael Parkinson, Oprah, Oprah Winfrey, outback, Parky, politics, research assistant, Sex, Sir Les, Sir Les Paterson, sir les patterso, sir les patterson, Sir Michael Parkinson, tourism, tourists, uluru, wallabies, wallaby scrotum
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No Porn Please, We’re Christians
“Sexual Positions for Christian Couples”, with images of sex which are “not pornographic”, came across Sir Roger’s desk. Well! A glass of iced water please?
Posted: 29 January, 2011 in fun, Internet, Life, Religion, Sex, values.
Tags: Art, artistic, bedlock, Bike Pump, brazilian, Brazilian Bedlock, christians, http://valuesaustralia.com/blog/porn-please-christians/, Internet, Life, Madame Butterfly, modesty, no porn please, non-pornographic, photoshop, photoshop effects, porn, porn please, pornography, Religion, Sex, sexual positions, taste, tasteful, tastefully illustrated sex, tastefully illustrated sexual position, tastefully illustrated sexual positions, tastefully illustrated sexual positions for christian, Tastefully Illustrated Sexual Positions For Christian Couples, The Hitch
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If Only Miaouing Were This Simple
new xkcd brilliance and Nat King Cole
Posted: 28 January, 2011 in comedy/humour, fun, Language, Life, Sex.
Tags: fun, humor, humour, Language, Sex, vowels, xkcd
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Thanksgivingfishfulness
Sir Roger is grateful for the unending genius of Mr Fish
Posted: 27 November, 2010 in comedy/humour, Medicine, Religion, values.
Tags: africa, AIDS, Benedict, Catholic, catholicism, condoms, delusion, frangers, french letters, frenchies, health, humor, humour, lettres anglaise, male prostitutes, medical values, Medicine, Pope, Religion, religious values, Sex, superstition, thanksgiving, values, voodoo, woo woo
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Naked Woman Could Win: Onion News
Majority Of Male Voters Would Have Elected Naked Woman; Global Warming Issue May Still Be A Problem; Oprah Invites Lucky Fans To Be Buried With Her In Tomb
Posted: 14 November, 2010 in Australian Values, comedy/humour, environment, Life, Media, politics and government, Science, Sex, US Politics, values, Video.
Tags: afterlife, american politics, buried alive, catastrophe, celebrity, climate change, comedy, Copenhagen, drought, Earth, ecological, ecology, environment, environmental values, famine, flood, future, global values, global warming, hieroglyphics, humor, humour, Live Earth, male preference, mankind, memorial, men, naked, naked woman, naked woman could win, Naked Woman Could Win: Onion News, nudity, Onion, Onion News, Onion News Network, Onion video, Oprah, planet, political issues, political values, politics, poll finds majority of male voters would have elected naked woman, pyramid, rising temperatures, Science, Sex, starvation, The Onion, Today Now, tomb, US Politics, values, Video, winfrey, woman
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What Women Want?
On the face of it this dating/romance video is hilarious – and for many of us, recognisable even in some of the minute details – except for one or two things.
Posted: 31 October, 2010 in Australian Values, comedy/humour, History, Life, Literature, politics and government, Sex, values, Video.
Tags: Australian Politics, boy and girl, boy meets girl, comedy, computer game, cuckold, daily grind, dating, employment, family, family life, girl and boy, grind, humor, humour, infidelity, John Howard, JoHo, knight in shining armour, Life, mario, marriage, married life, medieval, ninja, nintendo, Playstation, politics, PS3, rapunzel, relationship, rescue, romance, Sex, tower, video game, work, X-Box
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Yeah, Yeah, ‘There’s No Decent Men Out There’
Yeah, right. Another populist knee-jerk reaction to an urban myth from a senior politician. “Obama Releases 500,000 Men From U.S. Strategic Bachelor Reserve”?
Posted: 27 September, 2010 in comedy/humour, Culture, Life, politics and government, Sex, US Politics, values, Video.
Tags: bachelors, brazilian, comedy, cultural values, Culture, decent men, good men, humor, humour, Life, men, metrosexual, no decent men, Obama, Onion, Onion News, Onion News Network, politics, Sex, sex inequality, sexual politics, society, The Onion, US Politics
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Bankruptcy and Lies
I wish the whole lying, damaging, exploitative, self-serving, illusory, man-made pretence that is religion would go away so I didn’t need to talk about it
Posted: 20 September, 2010 in legal, Religion, Sex, values.
Tags: africa, Belgium, Benedict, birth control, Bruges, Church, condoms, Hitchens, Joan Smith, law, legal, murder, paedophile, pederast, Pope, priest, rape, rapist, Ratzinger, Religion, religious values, Roman catholic, Sex, torture, Vangheluwe, Westvleteren Abbey
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