Archive for the tag "Onion News"
Terrifying Environmental Dangers of Renewable Energy
Should we take the coal industry’s advice and abandon renewable energy immediately? It seems far too dangerous. In The Know: Coal Lobby Warns Wind Farms May Blow Earth Off Orbit
Posted: 29 June, 2011 in comedy/humour, environment, Nature, Science, Technology, Video.
Tags: climate change, coal lobby, comedy, dangers of renewable energy, Earth, environment, global warming, humor, humour, Onion, Onion News, Onion News Network, renewable energy, Science, solar energy, solar power, technology, The Onion, Video, wind farms
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Sneaky Al Qaeda ‘Decoy Muslims’ Tactic
From The Onion News Network: Al Qaeda Populating U.S. With Peaceful ‘Decoy Muslims’”>Al Qaeda Populating U.S. With Peaceful ‘Decoy Muslims’
Posted: 2 February, 2011 in comedy/humour, Racism, Religion, US Politics, Video.
Tags: al Qaeda, Brooke Alvarez, comedy, decoy muslims, humor, humour, muslim, Onion, Onion News, Onion video, Religion, sneaky al, terrorism, terrorist, Video
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A Sciencey Xmas, Weird Placebo Effects
A Sciencey Xmas celebration with Robin Ince, Ben Goldacre and Brian Cox, Weird Placebo Effects, Amazing Universe and Onion News is Back with the Palin Effect!
Posted: 20 January, 2011 in Australian Values, comedy/humour, environment, Nature, politics and government, Religion, Science, US Politics, values, Video.
Tags: astronomy, Ben Goldacre, Brian Cox, carols, christmas, comedy, cosmology, cosmos, election, humor, humour, Ince, lessons, Morbid Curiosity, nature, nerdstock, Onion, Onion News, Palin, particle physics, placebo, political values, politics, presidential candidate, Professor Brian Cox, quantum physics, Religion, Robin Ince, Science, science values, The Onion, universe, US election, US presidency, xmas
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Batman – Guess Who?
Kim Jong Il Ends Nuclear Program For Lead In Next ‘Batman’
Posted: 5 January, 2011 in comedy/humour, Literature, movies, Video.
Tags: Batman, comedy, foreign policy, humor, humour, international politics, Kim Jong Il, Korea, Korean politics, movies, North Korea, North Korean politics, nuclear, Onion, Onion News, politics, satire, The Onion, US foreign policy, US Politics, Video
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Insidious Worm (No, not you, Tony)
This dreadful virus attacked Sir Roger’s computer just two nights ago.
Posted: 3 January, 2011 in comedy/humour, Computing, Internet, Life, Media, Technology, values, Video.
Tags: comedy, computer, Computing, credit card, credulous, gullible, humor, humour, Internet, Onion News, Onion News Network, Onion TV, Onion video, placebo, placebo band, power balance, rip-off, rort, scam, Science, scientific values, suckers, technology, technology values, The Onion, trojan, values, virus, web, worm
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Naked Woman Could Win: Onion News
Majority Of Male Voters Would Have Elected Naked Woman; Global Warming Issue May Still Be A Problem; Oprah Invites Lucky Fans To Be Buried With Her In Tomb
Posted: 14 November, 2010 in Australian Values, comedy/humour, environment, Life, Media, politics and government, Science, Sex, US Politics, values, Video.
Tags: afterlife, american politics, buried alive, catastrophe, celebrity, climate change, comedy, Copenhagen, drought, Earth, ecological, ecology, environment, environmental values, famine, flood, future, global values, global warming, hieroglyphics, humor, humour, Live Earth, male preference, mankind, memorial, men, naked, naked woman, naked woman could win, Naked Woman Could Win: Onion News, nudity, Onion, Onion News, Onion News Network, Onion video, Oprah, planet, political issues, political values, politics, poll finds majority of male voters would have elected naked woman, pyramid, rising temperatures, Science, Sex, starvation, The Onion, Today Now, tomb, US Politics, values, Video, winfrey, woman
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Tax Cuts or Money or Something
Some sort of tax cut or money or something reported in economic news this week and a lobbyist is hired to represent the American peoples interests in Washington
Posted: 22 October, 2010 in Australian Values, comedy/humour, Economics, Education, environment, Life, Media, Medicine, politics and government, US Politics, values.
Tags: agriculture, alternative energy, comedy, consultant, crime, economic values, Economics, energy, environment, exports, foreign relations, housing, humor, humour, imports, lobbyist, Medicine, money, nutrition, Onion, Onion News, Onion News Network, political values, politics, poverty, tax, tax cuts, the arts, the national debt, The Onion, values
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Justin Bieber? Unbelievable! Unbebieberable!
Justin Bieber? Surely not …
Posted: 2 October, 2010 in comedy/humour, legal, music, Sex, Video.
Tags: Bieber, comedy, heartthrob, humor, humour, Justin Bieber, music, Onion, Onion News, pop music, popular music, The Onion, unbebieberable, Video
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Yeah, Yeah, ‘There’s No Decent Men Out There’
Yeah, right. Another populist knee-jerk reaction to an urban myth from a senior politician. “Obama Releases 500,000 Men From U.S. Strategic Bachelor Reserve”?
Posted: 27 September, 2010 in comedy/humour, Culture, Life, politics and government, Sex, US Politics, values, Video.
Tags: bachelors, brazilian, comedy, cultural values, Culture, decent men, good men, humor, humour, Life, men, metrosexual, no decent men, Obama, Onion, Onion News, Onion News Network, politics, Sex, sex inequality, sexual politics, society, The Onion, US Politics
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That’s What She Said
From Onion News: Nation’s Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: ‘Let’s Move In Together’, plus Police Slog Through Slutty Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire
Posted: 11 September, 2010 in comedy/humour, Computing, Economics, Internet, Life, Media, politics and government, Sex, US Politics, values, Video.
Tags: boyfriend, cell phone, comedy, Computing, CSI, Economics, financial crisis, forensics, girlfriend, humor, humour, Internet, Life, living together, love, media values, mobile phone, moving in together, Onion, Onion News, party, phone, police, policing, recession, relationship, relationship values, Sex, social media, The Onion, twitter, values, Video, youtube
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Breaking News For Soccer Tragics
Shocking Soccer revelation from Onion Sports News at this very special time ….
Posted: 16 June, 2010 in Australian Values.
Tags: association football, FIFA, football, gay, Network, Onion, Onion News, Onion Sports, OSN, soccer, sporting values, sports, sports values, The Onion, world cup
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Equal Time for Every Theory? – Ønion News
Fresh Onion! Armageddon vs Global Warming cataclysm. Also, why not teach the Science of Prayer beside the science of Medicine in the Science Classroom?
Posted: 27 May, 2010 in comedy/humour, Education, environment, Life, Medicine, Religion, Science, US Politics, Video.
Tags: Armageddon, bullshit, church and state, climate change, comnedy, creationism, death, Education, education politics, end of the world, environment, eschatology, global warming, health, heaven, hell, humor, humour, intelligent design, judgment, Medicine, Onion, Onion News, Onion News Network, ONN, politics, prayer, Religion, religious values, Science, scientific values, Video
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The Onion: New Google Phone Ad Service
New Google Phone Service Whispers Targeted Ads Directly Into Users’ Ears
Posted: 21 May, 2010 in comedy/humour, Computing, Internet, Life, Media.
Tags: advertisement, advertising, Google, Google phone, Onion, Onion News
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Two Up
One wants to say that one loves Gwyneth Paltrow and has fantasies about…you know…but this is too fun to censor on the basis of personal sexual attraction.
Posted: 25 April, 2010 in Art, comedy/humour, Culture, fun, Life, Media, Religion, Sex, values, Video.
Tags: angel, bad side, catholic church, comedy, cultural values, devil, entertainment values, good and evil, good side, goop.com, gwyneth paltrow, hollywood, hollywood goss, humor, humour, iron man, moral choice, moral dilemma, Onion, Onion News, Onion News Network, paedophilia, paltrow, paltrow hit in face, pedophilia, priest, religious values, satire, values
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“What does it want from us?”
Without an illustration, chart, or embedded YouTube video, millions were frozen in place, terrified by the sight of one long, unbroken string of English words
Posted: 12 March, 2010 in comedy/humour, Education, fun, Language, Literature, Media.
Tags: comedy, cultural values, humor, humour, literacy, Literature, Media, news, Onion, Onion News, press, print, satire, Science, technology, The Onion
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