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Archive for the tag "love"

Hamgar & His Love for Elenora – Pt 5

    He walked away. He walked back. He could not look at her. He could not look away. He began to say something. He could not say anything. What could he say? Whatever he said must appal Elenora, perhaps disgust her. Certainly discomfort and embarrass her. The last thing he wanted was to cause […]

Hamgar & His Love for Elenora – Pt 4

  In less than a heartbeat it was done. The Cupid’s, Bertrand’s, tiny arrow was buried deep in his heart. Cold as deep blue ice. Hot as white hot gold. From this moment there was no hope of Cupid’s cruelly-barbed steel ever being removed without tearing his heart out with it. And Hamgar looked up. […]

Hamgar & Elenora & the Cherub Bertrand – Pt 3

  Today as Hamgar was admiring Elenora’s miniatures, Bertrand, unnoticed by the artisans below, was beginning to get it. His little wings began trembling with excitement. His arrow slotted onto the string and with frowning concentration Bertrand began to draw it slowly back. But his cute little pudgy fingers couldn’t hold the arrow and suddenly […]

Hamgar & Elenora & the Cherub Bertrand – Pt 2

    Hamgar never really noticed the fat little Cherubs flying around, or sitting on the beams above him. For as long as he could remember, Cherubs had always been everywhere, so common that he no longer saw them, and if he had, well, they were nothing to do with him at this time in […]

A Tragic Tale of True Love

From time to time over the next few weeks Sir Roger will be sharing the tragickly true mediæval story of Hamgar and Elenora whose secret he unearthed only recently. Today he offers the introduction. The Extraordinary Tale Behind The Discovery Of The Tragic Love Story Of Hamgar, Elenora And Bertrand More than one hundred years […]

Help Sir Roger’s Love-Sick Friend

Love-sick, that’s Sir Roger’s friend, unfortunately, and Sir Roger needs your help. Sir Roger has a friend – no, really – who is, to put it politely, totally smitten with this girl. Love-sick is what he is; there is no better way to describe it. UPDATE: Sir Roger’s “friend” has responded fiercely to Sir Roger’s […]

Be My Valentine

Sir Roger knows it’s not quite Valentine’s Day but he thought you might want to use this marvellous card to hand to your unrequiting lover on Monday.

Extraordinary Relationships

“What percent of your relationship are you responsible for?” “50%!” “But what if you were responsible for 100%, not because it’s true but as a place to stand?”

That’s What She Said

From Onion News: Nation’s Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: ‘Let’s Move In Together’, plus Police Slog Through Slutty Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire

Roger Dreaming

This is for you, ET. Yes, you know who you are.

What Is That? – (Tissue Time)

As Sir Rogers sister-in-law says: “Short, eloquent and beautiful”. Also very moving. Said to be an winning film from Greece in this year’s Atlanta Film Festival

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs’ 2005 Stanford Commencement Address. Found this, liked it, posted it. Wise, wise, wise.

Tiger Woods Returns to Sex – The Onion

“Woods said during his time away from sex, he couldn’t stop thinking about resuming his daily regimen of sex with women who look like his wife, only skankier.”

LOLCats with a Vengeance!

It’s enough to make you want to just give up and forget it all and look at some funny cat video.

The Secrets of Success

Richard St. John, in his extremely popular and highly entertaining TED Talk says there eight secrets of success and you need each one in place.

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