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Archive for the tag "Life"

Mountain Manifesto of Australian Values Stave the Fourth

Part Four of Sir Roger Migently’s exposition of Australian values as revealed during his epiphany on The Mountain…

Migently Mountain Manifesto: Stave the Second

In one the most savagely beautiful and exceptional works of fiction, the book of John begins, “In the beginning was the word…”

Australian Values

The Migently Mountain Manifesto   Australian values have lately been enthusiastically asserted by some Australians and Sir Roger has been much impressed – in much the same way a washed-up prize fighter feels the repeated impressions of his opponents’ fists in his guts.   These assertions of “Australian values” tend to be energetically debated in […]

Hamgar & His Love for Elenora – Pt 5

    He walked away. He walked back. He could not look at her. He could not look away. He began to say something. He could not say anything. What could he say? Whatever he said must appal Elenora, perhaps disgust her. Certainly discomfort and embarrass her. The last thing he wanted was to cause […]

Hamgar & His Love for Elenora – Pt 4

  In less than a heartbeat it was done. The Cupid’s, Bertrand’s, tiny arrow was buried deep in his heart. Cold as deep blue ice. Hot as white hot gold. From this moment there was no hope of Cupid’s cruelly-barbed steel ever being removed without tearing his heart out with it. And Hamgar looked up. […]

A Tragic Tale of True Love

From time to time over the next few weeks Sir Roger will be sharing the tragickly true mediæval story of Hamgar and Elenora whose secret he unearthed only recently. Today he offers the introduction. The Extraordinary Tale Behind The Discovery Of The Tragic Love Story Of Hamgar, Elenora And Bertrand More than one hundred years […]

Education and Life

  Sir Roger’s close confidante writes: My mother used to ask me if I wouldn’t prefer to work in a bank. In those days it was a safe occupation – safe as a bank, literally. A job for life with almost guaranteed promotion. I don’t think she was joking. Both her brothers – my uncles […]

Being Wrong

Being wrong is hard for most of us to take. I watch men in their cars with women, fiercely laying down with utter conviction the way the world really works. Of course I don’t actually know what they’re talking about but like them I think I’m definitely right. Neverthless I always smile knowingly in my […]

No Porn Please, We’re Christians

“Sexual Positions for Christian Couples”, with images of sex which are “not pornographic”, came across Sir Roger’s desk. Well! A glass of iced water please?

Life in a Box

An animated video so cute, so retro, so euro-quirky, and yet … so fucking harsh!

Extraordinary Relationships

“What percent of your relationship are you responsible for?” “50%!” “But what if you were responsible for 100%, not because it’s true but as a place to stand?”

2010 – Google’s Short Version

Google has released the results of its zeitgeist survey of the most popular search terms for 2010. This is the video.

Wile E. Coyote Catches Roadrunner!

If you’ve got two minutes, I think you will really appreciate this “important message” from the Coyote.

Happy Xmas, Carol

This sweet Christmas song by Tim Minchin is on a charity Christmas CD being sold in Myer. The vocal is by Kate Miller-Heidke. Bit of a fuss about it, apparently

What Women Want?

On the face of it this dating/romance video is hilarious – and for many of us, recognisable even in some of the minute details – except for one or two things.

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