Today, just a day after the failure of industrial negotiations between itself and the Unions, and with people still furious only three weeks after CEO Joyce gave the finger to its entire customer base, the Prime Minister and Australia generally, the Qantas social media uber-geniuses began a twitter campaign with the hashtag #qantasluxury, asking [...]

    Louis CK on being white. Sir Roger nearly choked on his Château Barréjat, spat out the truffle-marinated baby’s nipples…before realising it was shockingly true.  

  Should we take the coal industry’s advice and abandon renewable energy immediately? It seems far too dangerous.   In The Know: Coal Lobby Warns Wind Farms May Blow Earth Off Orbit  

What a fucking load of motherfucking dickheaded bullshit those cunts in the Victorian parliament are, trying to impose old-fashioned tight-arsed, pursed-lipped, prune-faced, shrivelled-up, broomstick-arsed moral values on a free people, with their proposed laws against swearing in public. Goodbye barracking at fucking footie matches, for one thing. Or having a bloody beer in the pub. [...]

Some things are just wrong. And xkcd knows where they are: in your head. What are your three wishes, readers? And who do you really want to be rubbing your lamp? And here’s two genies for the price of one. It’s mine, mine, all mine! I’m rich! I’m independently wealthy! I’m comfortably well off! Why [...]

From The Onion News Network: Al Qaeda Populating U.S. With Peaceful ‘Decoy Muslims’”>Al Qaeda Populating U.S. With Peaceful ‘Decoy Muslims’

“Proud to buggery!” Apart from the wallaby scrotum duffle bags, what did Oprah ask Sir Les to dump? When did Australia discover sex? What have we done about it?

Amazing Penguin discovery and an unseasonal spaghetti harvest in Switzerland. Perhaps this might help to explain the mystery of a penguin colony in Sydney.

A Sciencey Xmas celebration with Robin Ince, Ben Goldacre and Brian Cox, Weird Placebo Effects, Amazing Universe and Onion News is Back with the Palin Effect!

You can see them squirming in their seats with exquisitely conflicting emotions. “Will he mention me? He should mention me! God I hope he doesn’t mention me!”

Ricky Gervais blows off Hollywood, probably loses friends and future talk show engagements. But who needs friends when you’re the most brilliant man you know?

Ronnie Corbett’s Blackberry isn’t working.

What Christians actually believe (on pain of eternal death and torment)

Night-time…DAYTIME! Night-time…DAYTIME! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! This fella and a giraffe walk into a bar. Look at ‘er, all neck and legs! Brilliant.

Kim Jong Il Ends Nuclear Program For Lead In Next ‘Batman’