Swine Flu Shock!
Authorities have admitted a terrible mistake over the “Swine Flu” pandemic.
Experts now admit that there was an error in translation followed by an unfortunate spellchecking incident.
The dreadful Flu was not “Swine Flu” but “Swan Flu” and originated on the Rhine when a chap called Lohengrin had an unnatural assignation with a swan. It then easily migrated to Oxford and Perth.
Researchers hypothesise that the flu is generally failing to cause victims to miss a step because swans have that much more subtlety and class than pigs.
International travellers are advised to avoid the Koenigschloss Neuschwanstein in Bavaria for the time being.