Swine Flu Shock!
Authorities have admitted a terrible mistake over the “Swine Flu” pandemic.
Experts now admit that there was an error in translation followed by an unfortunate spellchecking incident.
The dreadful Flu was not “Swine Flu” but “Swan Flu” and originated on the Rhine when a chap called Lohengrin had an unnatural assignation with a swan. It then easily migrated to Oxford and Perth.
Researchers hypothesise that the flu is generally failing to cause victims to miss a step because swans have that much more subtlety and class than pigs.
International travellers are advised to avoid the Koenigschloss Neuschwanstein in Bavaria for the time being.
Posted: 13 June, 2009 in Australian Values.
Tags: epidemic, health, lohengrin, neuschwanstein, pandemic, Swan, Swine flu, wagner
Comment from laird lang
Posted: 13 June, 2009 at 12:46 pm
I can certainly confirm your on the hunt,(Cygnus atratus) racists opinion aside, have these Cygnets, Swine ( love that word) have Slips. Trumpeter Swans in Mexico only spread occasionally whereas Bavarian swans are indeed quite mad, and justly so.
In fact (Lohengrin)you may have (in latter times) caused agnst to Monty Python. And as you well know, we deal in facts here,that is here, not in myth, however I suppose at your tremulous of contracting ‘Swan Flu’, it is established that it only effects the poor and the young, this to my regret rules out Fred Nile, still his god can only put up with so much, this being that ‘Pigs may fly, or Swans may wallow’..Slipping one to a Cygnet may well be the cause.