OMG! OMG! OMG!
OMG! I was watching the tv tonight and there was this ad?
Hidden stains! I never knew there were “hidden stains”! Nasty, embarrassing stains that no-one can see! Because they’re hidden, see? But they’re still stains! And as a proper housewife and mother, how can I live with the thought that I might be leaving invisible stains in my washing, the activity that, after all, defines me as a woman? How can I show my face outside the house knowing that I’ve probably allowed hidden stains to parade around the neighbourhood and at my children’s school and my husband’s work?
Thank GOD© for StainAway® Pink with Oxy-Clear® technology containing extra LAUNDRYWIFE™ and BullShit® extract, brought to you by OldFashionedSexRoles Inc.!
I am so grateful God© invented this wonderful product. I will go to church in my hat and gloves (with no distressing, hidden stains) on Sunday to thank god for his profits at StainAway® and pray forgiveness for my previous imperceptible blemishes and wifely deficiencies.
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Posted: 27 March, 2010 in Australian Values, comedy/humour, Culture, fun, Media, Religion, Sex, values.
Tags: advertising, Australian Values, commercial, family, family values, feminism, old-fashioned values, persuasion, sex roles, sexism, social modelling, television
Comments
Comment from roger migently
Posted: 28 March, 2010 at 1:16 am
I am sorry, sir. we don’t understand your TLAs. FFS? WTF?
Rasputin is indeed a foul stain but what to do. Last time Australia had an election Sir Roger suffered a rotator cuff injury with tendonitis in the shoulder from the amount of mousework he had to do in order to ensure the dethroning of Howard. He supposes he will require a prosthetic this year to avoid exacerbating the condition. LOL.
Comment from laird lang
Posted: 27 March, 2010 at 10:11 pm
OMG!
Just write ‘Oh my Goodness’ can’t you FFS.
Mind you, a hidden stain is far more preferable than the public one cutely known as the Mad Monk, I mean, they were without doubt bonkers the lot, but, but how many Mad Monks paraded around like the latest. Or do.
( The new addition has apparently sold off his stains for around a thousand bucks or so, Oh, that included his penis enhancers)
Just how stupid are the voters that they could even consider, more so the press. I really do despair Sir.R., I really do.
WTF.