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Insidious Worm (No, not you, Tony)

Insidious Worm Makes Unauthorized Purchases When Computer User Is Drunk

This dreadful virus attacked Sir Roger’s computer just two nights ago. It bought 5 joke Placebo wrist-bands at $2 each (+ $3 postage) and charged them to his credit card! (Apparently even it could tell that the Power Balance wrist bands with a mylar hologram with “embedded frequency of 7.83 Hz” – what you know as the Schumann resonance) were completely bogus, a scam, a rip-off and not worth $1 let alone the $29.95 (+PPH).

Hullo? Schumann resonance. No, I’m afraid Mr Schumann isn’t in at present. Why? Because he’s dead.

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