Insidious Worm (No, not you, Tony)
This dreadful virus attacked Sir Roger’s computer just two nights ago. It bought 5 joke Placebo wrist-bands at $2 each (+ $3 postage) and charged them to his credit card! (Apparently even it could tell that the Power Balance wrist bands with a mylar hologram with “embedded frequency of 7.83 Hz” – what you know as the Schumann resonance) were completely bogus, a scam, a rip-off and not worth $1 let alone the $29.95 (+PPH).
Hullo? Schumann resonance. No, I’m afraid Mr Schumann isn’t in at present. Why? Because he’s dead.
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Posted: 3 January, 2011 in comedy/humour, Computing, Internet, Life, Media, Technology, values, Video.
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