Dis Leprechaun don’t dance
Qantas Chief Leprechaun Alan Joyce says today that he “had” to ground Qantas to restore certainty to the schedule.
He’s certainly done that!
In other news:
the Qantas brand is shit, shit stinks, polished shit is still shit, chocolate-coated shit still tastes like shit and the Queen farts.
Also now known:
Without the Qantas brand (or what we call “Brand Australia”)
Thanks Alan.
Posted: 30 October, 2011 in Aussie Citizenship, Australian Politics, Australian Values, politics and government, values.
Tags: Australian aviation, Australian Values, aviation, brand, flight, fly, industrial relations, IR, Ireland, Irish, leprechaun, leprechaun alan joyce, Qantas, Qantas brand, qantas flight, Qantas grounding, Qantas share price, shilelagh, values