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Dis Leprechaun don’t dance

 

Qantas Chief Leprechaun Alan Joyce says today that he “had” to ground Qantas to restore certainty to the schedule.

He’s certainly done that!

  • This bird don’t fly
  • This roo don’t hop.
  • This ship don’t float.
  • Dis shilelagh ain’t got no knob.
  • SO DON’T BODDER BOOKIN’ TICKETS
  • In other news:
    the Qantas brand is shit, shit stinks, polished shit is still shit, chocolate-coated shit still tastes like shit and the Queen farts.

    Also now known:

    Without the Qantas brand (or what we call “Brand Australia”)

  • Australians are “Mexicans with mobiles” and
  • Australia is the “dumb blonde of international tourism”.
  • Thanks Alan.

     

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