America’s controversial child pageants will soon hit Australia’s shores, and hundreds of children are set to primp and pose in the hope of claiming first place – and a prized tiara.
The pageant – open to children as young as one month old – is being brought to Melbourne by the Texas-based Universal Royalty Beauty Pageant, which features on US reality show Toddlers and Tiaras.

Q: “What’s harder than watching trashy child beauty pageants?”
A: “My cock while I’m watching them.”

 

Which age of little girls gives you the hardest horn? Take your pick! We’ve got them from one month to pre-adolescent.

 

Paedophile heaven really, innit?