Show Us Your Tits Little Girl
America’s controversial child pageants will soon hit Australia’s shores, and hundreds of children are set to primp and pose in the hope of claiming first place – and a prized tiara.
The pageant – open to children as young as one month old – is being brought to Melbourne by the Texas-based Universal Royalty Beauty Pageant, which features on US reality show Toddlers and Tiaras.
Q: “What’s harder than watching trashy child beauty pageants?”
A: “My cock while I’m watching them.”
Which age of little girls gives you the hardest horn? Take your pick! We’ve got them from one month to pre-adolescent.
Paedophile heaven really, innit?