Can You Moose-Hunt?
Apparently there are missing pieces in Genesis. They should read,
Genesis 1: 25 And Gard made the beast of the earth after his karnd, and cattle after they-ar karnd, and everthang that creepeth uparn the earth after his karnd. Um…And the Moose: and Gard saw that it was…mmmm!…gerd!
Genesis 2: 1 Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of tham, includin’ Moose.
2 And on the seventh day Gard ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had durn and did take his pickup (which he did whip up earlier) unto the wilderness and he did take his ass-ault rarfle from the gurn rack and did shoot him some Moose! Yeah, baby!
3 And Gard blessed that they-ar seventh day, and sanctifard it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which he created and made (includin’ the Moose) and that in it he felled him a Moose.
3a And Gard said unto Sarah, I am the Lord thy Gard. Six days shalt thou labor and do all that thou hast to do, but on the seventh day shalt thou shoot thee some Moose, baby, yeah (you know, in remembrance of Me).
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