Monetizing Innovative E-business
Sir Roger has been analysing the push versus the pull momentum for Values Australia to optimize next-generation communities. He has of course had to ponder the feasibility of incentivizing transparent metrics and whether the economies of scale exist to innovate synergistic partnerships. He has drilled down and data-mined and knows that one of the early outcomes for all stakeholders will have to be reintermediate granular e-business while mapping the KPIs for growing bricks-and-clicks metrics.
But the very first requirement, as you and one both know, is to calibrate the language of this new economy. And that is why Sir Roger has taken advantage of the Web Economy Bullshit Generator. It is clear that the language generated in this way will deeply impress the type of people who make decisions in a collaborative eyeball to eyeball environment and it is highly unlikely that they will ever guess that the terminology is in fact content-free.
Sir Roger recommends a game in which you collude with your colleagues in a bet to see which of you can first successfully use one of the randomly-generated bullshit phrases in an actual meeting. Your bullshit input should be at least greeted with knowing nods if it does not generate serious discussion among the other participants. Which would be much better.
So thank you for taking this meeting. It was great to be able to eyeball you at last. You know I’m available 24/365. And now one is off to benchmark some distributed synergies.
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Posted: July 24th, 2010 under Australian Values, Internet, Language, comedy/humour, values.
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Comment from laird lang
Time: 24 July, 2010, 9:30 pm
Sir.R.
Your irony is indeed appreciated, and acknowledged ,whilst others is glanced by,as a passing remark heard dimly through the thoughts of self appreciation.
“as you and one both know”, remember the story of the person who held the two most valuable things in the world and destroyed one of them?.
Whilst I’m in reply, you seem to be of late like “Young Sudden:who took of in all directions at once) O.Henry ?,
your passion for the unobtainable by the obtainable struck a chord at the Estate, indeed in my callow I would go and remorse with the dogs then we would gird and go hunting, muttering all the while.
With amour, or incensing transparent metrics and innovate synergistic partnerships,the Laird would look with a steely stare and state to the wench “Do you Shoot”.
This always had a remarkable result, often with a walk with the dogs, however , a chap of your status and breeding ,even though unremarkable to the outside world, should at least be acknowledged for passion and vigour , indeed while the lactate of forelock tugging seems odd, the occasional response to meanderings shows a glow that may well be warm.
At least luke. ( Interesting that expression ” So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth. …) Ain’t the Bible just so… understanding.
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