This is for you, E. Yes, you know who you are. Or would be … if you only knew … or cared … or ever noticed one … or ever whispered “Oh, Sir. Roger Migently. Please …”

xkcd

You are dreaming, Sir Roger Buffoon. What a sad old, infatuated, unrequited laughingstock you are. Yet again. Where’s your dignity, sir? She stole it, you say? No, sir, you delivered it up on a platter in the flash of one guileless, gorgeous smile.

Ah, hell, dum vivimus, vivamus.

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