Sir Roger’s Arch Rival for intolerance and intemperance, self-confessed crabby old fart¹, Don (“I don’t care much for young people and I’m not too sure how I feel about you.”) Mills, has been at it again! Dispensing the latest dose of senile, slippered and brown-cardiganed wisdom.

Here are excerpts from his two most recent offerings. Click on the titles to read more.

God Damned Materialistic Young People Drive me to Drink

They seem to view life as a contest to see who can acquire the most stuff in the shortest period of time and then die sitting atop the largest pile of useless crap.

I didn’t want fancy clothes and electronics when I was a lad – all I wanted was to avoid polio and to live to see adulthood.

 

Things Seniors Can Do Better Than Damned Young People

Young people are always shooting off their mouths about how useless we old folks are. They’re big on talk but when you really think about it, we seniors can do anything those young folks can do and a Hell of a lot more.

For your consideration, a brief list of things that old people can do a far sight better than any wet-behind-the-ears young person.

See what we mean? (Great list, by the way … )

¹ [in English, that's "Grumpy Old Man"]

The saddest/funniest part of his blog is how so many ignorant young people take him so god damned seriously.

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