Sir Roger happened to catch Pink Floyd on his mobile-wireless-machine-that-plugs-directly-into-the-ears and was shaken by of the final verse. So here it is:

Sucking the grease of a plump pheasant from his fingers Sir Roger ejaculated “Did he bury the bloody thing before cremating it or cremate it before burying it?”

The Greens really are unelectable, pot-head, collective-deciding political incompetents and Bob does the heavy lifting because he’s the one with half a brain

Just the other day Sir Roger shared what he thought was a joke. Now Julia Caesar has turned it into a sick joke

Well, the Lego-haired Gillard has been whistling the dingo dogs. Of course, when you whistle the dogs these days you have to be slightly more refined.

In the Whole Earth Catalog my first words were, “We are as gods and might as well get good at it.”
The first words of Whole Earth Discipline are, “We are as gods and have to get good at it.”

      Today, Sir Roger celebrates his 1,000th post in 1277 days – or exactly 3½ years – since the inaugural, ungainly, embarrassing post – Minister von Rock Opens Australian Refujesus Exhibition – on 15 October 2006. Since then he has improved marginally, been mentioned in the Press and on numerous websites, and been [...]

Values Australia has signed up as a member of “Julie Bishop’s Death Stare” on Facebook. Here’s why…

How exciting is it! The fourth anniversary (of the famous Strayan Cultural Respect Seminar first held at Cronulla Beach, a famous sewer near Sydney! Oi! Oi! Oi!

There are four people we’d love to see as the next Leader of the Opposition to be career-endingly humiliated, if Malcolm Turnbull jumps, or gets the shove…