Archive for June, 2011
Terrifying Environmental Dangers of Renewable Energy
Should we take the coal industry’s advice and abandon renewable energy immediately? It seems far too dangerous. In The Know: Coal Lobby Warns Wind Farms May Blow Earth Off Orbit
Posted: 29 June, 2011 in comedy/humour, environment, Nature, Science, Technology, Video.
Tags: climate change, coal lobby, comedy, dangers of renewable energy, Earth, environment, global warming, humor, humour, Onion, Onion News, Onion News Network, renewable energy, Science, solar energy, solar power, technology, The Onion, Video, wind farms
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Denying Gay Marriage for Power’s Sake
Sir Roger does not wish to marry a man. To put it another way, while Sir Roger and Dorothy have many good friends in common, Dorothy and Sir Roger are not Facebook buddies. And Sir Roger does not think that his personal preference for his own life is of any moment or interest whatever in [...]
Posted: 29 June, 2011 in Australian Politics, Australian Values, Economics, legal, Life, politics and government, Sex, values.
Tags: ALP, Australian Labor, Australian Labor Party, Australian political values, Australian Politics, Australian Values, gay marriage, government, Labor Party, political values, politicians, politics
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Forget the Pacific Solution: Here’s the New S-E Asian Solution!
The Pacific solution didn’t work. We know that. It made too many people go mad (unless, of course that’s the point and Tony Abbot is in favour of that). Here’s an idea! While Julia and Tony are cat-fighting over who can think up the most brutal, vicious and inhumane treatment of people seeking [...]
Posted: 21 June, 2011 in Australian Politics, Australian Values, Immigration, Iraq, legal, Life, politics and government, Racism, Religion, values.
Tags: abattoir, abu bakar ba'ashir, AFP, asylum seekers, Australian political values, Australian Politics, Australian Values, baashir, Bali, Bali nine, bashir, cattle, firing squad, foreign affairs, government, halal, Immigration, Indonesia, jihad, Keelty, live cattle, Mick Keelty, murder, politics, queue jumpers, Racism, refugees, shock jocks, terror, terrorism, terrorist, trade, values
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Don’t Come to Australia Or the Kid Gets It!
So Immigration Minister Chris Bowen is moved by humanitarian motives. Probably in the same way as his predecessor Philip Ruddock was a fair dinkum believer in the values of Amnesty International while he was ruthlessly screwing the lives of countless fellow human beings. “Let your heart bleed publicly for the oppressed while cruelly oppressing [...]
Posted: 5 June, 2011 in Aussie Citizenship, Australian Politics, Australian Values, Culture, History, Immigration, legal, Life, politics and government, Racism, Religion, values.
Tags: Abbott, asylum seekers, Australian humanitarian values, Australian political values, bastardry, blackmail, Bowen, brutality, caning, children, Chris Bowen, corruption, cruelty, don't come to australia, hostage, humanitarian values, illegal immigrants, Indonesia, inhumane, inhumanity, Malaysia, Morrison, Philip Ruddock, political values, psychological damage, refugees, Ruddock, scapegoat, whipping boy
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Wash Your Fucking Mouths Out, Victoria
What a fucking load of motherfucking dickheaded bullshit those cunts in the Victorian parliament are, trying to impose old-fashioned tight-arsed, pursed-lipped, prune-faced, shrivelled-up, broomstick-arsed moral values on a free people, with their proposed laws against swearing in public. Goodbye barracking at fucking footie matches, for one thing. Or having a bloody beer in the pub. [...]
Posted: 4 June, 2011 in Aussie Citizenship, Australian Politics, Australian Values, comedy/humour, Culture, History, Language, Literature, politics and government, Religion, Sex, values.
Tags: 1960s, Australian moral values, Australian political values, Australian Politics, Australian Values, baillieu, ban, bastard, bullshit, censorship, colonial, comedy, comedy festival, cunt, dickhead, Don Chipp, footie, fuck, FUCKING MOUTHS, George Pell, historical values, History, law, lawson, motherfucking, Opus Dei, Pell, political values, politics, prune-faced, pub, pursed-lipped, queen victoria, Religion, religious, religious right, Sex, shrivelled-up moral values on free people, swearing, swearing in public, television, tight-arsed, tv, values, Victoria, Victorian politics, what a fucking load, wowser
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