Are Indigenous Australians skeptical of the PM’s timing and actually have a host of other election issues weighing on their mind?

Ain’t these exciting times?

Mr Howard was confronted with three of the members of the satirical ABC show, The Chaser, dressed as rabbits

What have the unions ever done for us?

If DoJ doesn’t do something quickly, it will be required to finally share with the prisoners’ attorneys the secret evidence it has used to hold these guys [at Guantanamo] for all these years.

the religious right who want to put a stop to people being attracted to each other’s smooth, silky, shiny hair and the sinful consequences of such erotic filth.

Proud Nobel Laureate, George Bush’s, Weekly Radio Address

Stan Zemanek was a greedy, selfish, hate-filled, hate-promoting, racist, bullying, socially divisive exploiter of the stupid, the ignorant and the mad for his own personal gain and the only decent thing did with his life was to leave it.

This synod condemns the current legislative response as abusive, intrusive and damaging,” the statement said. “We call on the Australian government to enter into a real partnership with indigenous people

no god, no religion, no organised system of faith, is better at dictating right and wrong than that compass we have in our heads and the instincts that are coded into our genes

If we believe the psychiatrists, a sign of a future serial killer is a child who delights in torturing and killing animals. George W., as a child, did exactly that.

Marty Feldman with Spike Milligan in the hilarious Undertakers sketch from At Last the 1948 Show, forerunner of Monty Python, and starring people like John Cleese, Tim Brooke-Taylor and Graeme Garden

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Flipping truth on its back he hinted, or let his obfuscator-in-chief Philip Ruddock hint, that the Taliban were sneaking into Australia disguised as boat people when most boat people were Afghans fleeing from the Taliban. Flipping truth on its back, he let it be known that children brought by boat people were other people’s children cunningly kidnapped to make their evil desire to settle in Australia more photogenic.

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