“Illegal aliens have tuberculosis and leprosy.”

Rupert Murdoch is no saint. He is to propriety what the Marquis de Sade was to chastity. When it comes to money he’s carnivorous – all appetite and no taste.

Frantic FBI and CIA forensic audiologists are forensicking a new audio tape,

I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport

some fairly unsavoury attacks on a liberal Presidential candidate, namely Hillary Clinton, presumably from and for the political right

And I wonder what those seven nasty little words he can’t say on radio might be….

Freedoms and rights rely on enforcement by legitimate authority?

In case you never heard of Clutch Cargo – or if you have – here he is

We wondered what political card Howard would pull out of his sleeve. And here it is. The Race Card! Again. Three times in a row!

Victorian notions about the “ills of masturbation” influenced some physicians to endorse amputation of the erotogenic foreskin as “preventative therapy” since circumcised boys could not use their foreskins for masturbation…male circumcision may result in lifelong physical, sexual, and sometimes psychological harm

On the other hand it is hilarious when it is not hurtful. For example…

What do the following titles have in common?

We pretend there is a god (so as not to upset fragile old Great-Aunty Mavis in her twilight years – the shock would kill her)

you are about to see your entire life flash before you eyes…

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight…