who better to decide who gets to do what to whom when the s– hits the fan than the most secretive, warmongering, never-saw-an-illegal-power-grab-it-didn’t-like administration in American history?

So that’s how they make up the news!

Values Australia is proud to welcome its very own new pet Troll

It’s time to go home, to take our boys away now

There’s no doubt that these are challenging times but neither is there any doubt that the dinosaurs are losing their grip and the possibilities for the future are exhilarating to say the least.

There have been suggestions that it’s a waste of time, as anyone who wants to poke around inside Paris Hilton has probably already done so

The Prime Minister either doesn’t get it or he doesn’t care and I’m not sure which is worse. There has been a failure of moral authority and ethical leadership in Australia over the last 10 years.

Yes, that other Monica, ditzy Monica Goodling, White House liaison for Attorney General Gonzalez, and alumna of a Kristian Tier Four Law School has managed comprehensively to discombobulate the US Senate.

Values Australia is delighted to have been mentioned in the Sydney Morning Herald

Tongues are wagging in international political circles over the latest pictures from America of US Secretary of State, Condolleeza Rice and the Australian Foreign Affairs Minister

According to PaddyPower, the Irish betting website, John Howard is at very short odds indeed to be the next world leader to leave office. Of course this doesn’t mean that he would go before the next election, but there seems to be a bit of solid urging in that direction from 9 Network News viewers/website [...]

George Bush farewells Jerry Falwell in his own inimitable way

Blair makes final visit to Bush as PM to nostalgically recall joint fuck-ups.

a media culture that sensationalizes the trivial and trivializes the profound – in a 24-hour news network bonanza that never fails to keep us posted on how many days Paris Hilton will spend in jail but often fails to update us on the continuing genocide in Darfur

George W. Bush’s premature ejaculation when he simultaneously erased the ghost of the humiliating erectile dysfunction of Vietnam and the coitus interruptus that was Daddy’s Desert Storm … and declared “Mission Accomplished”